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Matty Rain's 2024 MLB Betting Thread

I really wish ChiSox weren't a play, but even after removing their 3 injured batters (who account for over half the team's batting WAR), the model has them as a +145 home dog. I have access to +150 which is a play.

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Matty Rain: "I've compiled a team of AI bots that meticulously crunches the numbers using advanced algorithms to solve for win probabilities and how those measure up against current betting lines to find positive expected value situations for me to profitably bet on."

The bot team calculating the ChiSox win probabilities every day:

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In honor of the new :chisox:emoji I feel like we also need concave head guy or hamster head guy for all the times they lose.
 
Why aren't you all getting rich fading those useless fucks?
Crochet is the one I’m a little hesitant on fading, but this Reds lineup is also the best he’s faced. I’ve mainly played the team totals vs Chicago since it’s less vig - last night was 4.5-120, won early. I’ve been Dodger TT’s over at 5 or less at home also.

For the Sox, if Sheets doesn’t hit, they don’t score. They are worse than Oakland.
 
The Sox's Jimenez/Robert/Moncada trio is worth 7.4 WAR according to my 2024 projections. Reds are missing just one significant position player in Friedl (1.5 projected WAR.) Lodolo's projected WAR is also higher than Crochet's (2.7 vs 1.3). But yeah Crochet's been lights out so far.

I dunno. I'm forcing myself to blindly trust the model.