Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Oh really? I thought Baby Blues were more of an old guy thing going back to the days when you had to get up and go to the TV to change the 12 channels.

 

[Matty]

Oh really? I thought Baby Blues were more of an old guy thing going back to the days when you had to get up and go to the TV to change the 12 channels.

I did that as a kid.

*clack clack clack*

*switch to UHF*

*fiddle with aluminum foil on top of rabbit ears*

 

[Archie]

did you guys ever have to use pliers to change the channel? after the knob got broken? As kids we always broke the knob and had to use pliers. which was identical to having a remote.

"anywhere know where the pliers are?, who had it last"

"change the channel, the A-team sucks, lets watch dukes of hazard" "no I have the pliers until 8 o'clock, its my turn"

 

[fiveteamer]

I used to jerk off to scrambled porn.

Imagine being 12 these days and having pornhub? Jesus Christ I would never leave the house.

 

[Matty]

Imagine being 12 these days and having pornhub? Jesus Christ I would never leave the house.

That's pretty much what a lot of kids do these days. Not that I didn't spend a shitload of time playing Zelda and Mario and Punch Out! as a kid, but there was no way to live a pseudo-life by way of e-social-networking back then.

 

[Mudcat]

Time for a snack break

I hope people didn't just skip over that. Very valuable stuff in there. It's like a manual for the correct way to put your leg in someone's hand.

Also some very good stuff on the strategic use of scissors.

 

[senco78]

did you guys ever have to use pliers to change the channel? after the knob got broken? As kids we always broke the knob and had to use pliers. which was identical to having a remote.

"anywhere know where the pliers are?, who had it last"

"change the channel, the A-team sucks, lets watch dukes of hazard" "no I have the pliers until 8 o'clock, its my turn"

dad put a pair of channel locks on ours so it always stayed attached
PS. I still watch Dukes of Hazzard on CMT almost every night:xpansive:

 

[Cougar Bait]

Muddy that is one of my all-time favorite movies. Not just comedies but films. Talk about being ahead of your time, the Marx Brothers were...and to me Duck Soup was the cream of the crop.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy I was thinking about that last night... meanwhile peanut butter sandwiches and others are banned from schools here cause some weak-ass kids have deadly allergic reactions.

Welcome to natural selection, motherfukkers.

*waves PB sandwich in front of weakling's face*

..

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty has lived off off PB and KD this week.

 

[Matty]

And Sugar Crisp. And I had a 6 dollar Thai lunch on Monday.

Oh and generic mac n' cheese, not KD.

 

[fiveteamer]

You know what is good that I haven't had in a looooooong time?

Wonder bread
Mustard
Baloney

 

[fiveteamer]

Muddy do you like English muffins?

 

[Mudcat]

I'll say yes. It's been a long time since I had one but I remember what it's like with the nooks and crannies and the answer is yes.

What about you? Do you like English muffins?

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh I love English muffins. I bought some very fresh ones they other day (the bag had condensation in them).

They are great toasted with peanut butter. I know you like your raisin bread with peanut butter.

 

[Archie]

love me a crisply toasted pair on english muffins, with real butter spead all into the nooks and crannies

 

[Matty]

Good shit guys.

 

[Mudcat]

Now I'm getting hungry.



I kind of freaked out on a telemarketer's head tonight. I mean, "freaked out" is a relative term; I'm sure many people would laugh at me calling it a freak out. Many people routinely freak out more than that every day of their lives.

But for someone as mild and even-tempered as me, it was downright volcanic.

I wonder if trouble is brewing way down in Mudcat Sub-Consciousland.



I better get something to eat.