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why the fuck do we have "EASY MAC"

WHAT IS SO GOD DAMN HARD ABOUT MAKING MACARONI from a box the regular way? Its not like we are hand making the noodles.

I used to make it at age 9 or 10 at a latch key kid when I got home from school.

just boil some water, dump in noodles from box, add butter and milk. drain. add cheese powder. that WAS easy mac. they should at least call this microwavable shit...

RETARDED EASY BUT SHITTY TASTING MAC.


I saw some children's animated movie that i'm reminded of when I think of this easy shit. I can't remember what it was, it was like 3 or 4 years ago but it involved the future and all humans were like super fat and needed EVERYTHING done for them.

that is really where we are headed
 
why the fuck do we have "EASY MAC"

WHAT IS SO GOD DAMN HARD ABOUT MAKING MACARONI from a box the regular way? Its not like we are hand making the noodles.

I used to make it at age 9 or 10 at a latch key kid when I got home from school.

just boil some water, dump in noodles from box, add butter and milk. drain. add cheese powder. that WAS easy mac. they should at least call this microwavable shit...

RETARDED EASY BUT SHITTY TASTING MAC.


I saw some children's animated movie that i'm reminded of when I think of this easy shit. I can't remember what it was, it was like 3 or 4 years ago but it involved the future and all humans were like super fat and needed EVERYTHING done for them.

that is really where we are headed



I think the movie might have been WALL-E.

I'm not much of a mac guy but what you are saying makes sense. I would like to propose a term for this phenomenon.

The lummoxation of humanity.
 
why the fuck do we have "EASY MAC"

WHAT IS SO GOD DAMN HARD ABOUT MAKING MACARONI from a box the regular way? Its not like we are hand making the noodles.

I used to make it at age 9 or 10 at a latch key kid when I got home from school.

just boil some water, dump in noodles from box, add butter and milk. drain. add cheese powder. that WAS easy mac. they should at least call this microwavable shit...

RETARDED EASY BUT SHITTY TASTING MAC.


I saw some children's animated movie that i'm reminded of when I think of this easy shit. I can't remember what it was, it was like 3 or 4 years ago but it involved the future and all humans were like super fat and needed EVERYTHING done for them.

that is really where we are headed

You have to drain before adding milk and butter.

Easy Mac exists because of people like you.

:kiss:
 
You have to drain before adding milk and butter.

Easy Mac exists because of people like you.

:kiss:




SOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassing.

I'll tell ya what isn't easy. posting a typical macaroni recipe when drinking.

easy mac all over my face.........



full disclosure
*** I did make regular mac with parmesian cheese and shredded extra sharp chedder during this posting time***

somtimes easy is easier done than said
 
Had an incredible (I was going to say epic but we must kill that word off asap) night tonight boys.


We'll see where it goes but for tonight, I was on top of the world. It was the one timer. I hit the 2 outer on the river. I was Mr. Brightside tonight.

Suddenly I feel like 173. For a moment.
 
I'm actually glad this guy Pouncey for the Steelers is injured. I mean, I'm not - I'm a nice guy and I hate to see someone have shit like that happen at a pivotal a moment in their life. That's a bummer.

But because of this injury, people keep mentioning his name - Pouncey - and whenever I hear it, it makes me think of Tigger.

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It's hard not to feel good when you're thinking about Tigger.
 
took it to the detailer today and he put some special sauce in it, most came off with ease.
gonna take it back sunday for a full detail. inside and out buff all the scratches/swirls out, clean leather interior.
getting it looking it new again for $120

got it detailed today, back to looking almost brand new
now gonna send a bill to whatever county I was in when I drove through the paint.
detailer gave me a receipt for twice as much as I paid him:stevie:
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