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Do you ever stop to think about the devastating consequences of a broken bone for a caveman? If it was an ankle, it would be almost like a death sentence, I bet. Infections must have run rampant among cavemen. Even the simplest bite or scratch could have huge consequences.

We need to get universal health care for cavemen.
 
Muddy I was thinking about that last night... meanwhile peanut butter sandwiches and others are banned from schools here cause some weak-ass kids have deadly allergic reactions.

Welcome to natural selection, motherfukkers.

*waves PB sandwich in front of weakling's face*
 
We used to get Showtime with a snowy picture for free and some of my most rebellious youth moments were watching this channel (I lived a sheltered childhood.) I would have friends spend the night and we would get some nudity on late night television that was amazing at the time.We would all be watching and be so scared that my parents would come downstairs and catch us watching it. I never got in trouble for it, but I'm sure my dad had to know at times that we had it on and quickly turned the station when he walked in the room.

Random thought on top of that random thought:

Does anybody remember Super Dave Osborne from Showtime in the late 80's early 90's? The episode with Doc Gooden throwing a fastball and hitting Dave in the nuts is one of the most memorable episodes. Wonder what ever happened to Super Dave.
 
Oh I also used to watch snowy nudity too.

Can remember we went on vacation one year and our cabin had Showtime without the snow.

I stayed up till 2am, for my first soft core porno experience, Valentina. Don't remember much about the plot but the chick had a great rack and short black hair.
 
I remember the snowy nudity.

And then I remember the "Baby Blue Movie" which was a weekly softcare presentation on a regular channel (CITY-TV) latenight on Fridays during my formative years. I would wager a lot of money that betplom remembers the Baby Blue movies.

And then I remember The Night They Raided Minsky's. That movie occupied a lot of mental real estate for horny ratbag boys. It would pop up from time to time. If you sat through the whole thing, there was a big scene right at the end with a nipple flash (Britt Ecklund's ??). That was epic.

Amazing how times have changed. I can't imagine kids today are having to starve for this stuff like we did.
 
I also remember Super Dave Osborne although not as a Showcase production. In fact I thought it was a Canadian show. I believe it was a spin-off from something, wasn't it?

Okay I looked it up. Yes Canadian - ran on CTV. It spun-off from John Byner's sketch show Bizarre in the mid 80's.



Here is some trivia. Did you know that Dave Osborne's brother is Albert Brooks? And their actual family name is Einstein.

That's right: Albert Brooks' real name is Albert Einstein.