Random thoughts

[Archie]

do you have a land line muddy?

 

[fiveteamer]

I bet Muddy has one for his apartment buzzer

 

[fiveteamer]

Man I've had 5 English muffins today. I think my bitch tits are on their way back.

 

[Tron]

I used to jerk off to scrambled porn.

Imagine being 12 these days and having pornhub? Jesus Christ I would never leave the house.

this guy really comes up with some classics. god bless his soul.

 

[Mudcat]

Yes exactly, I have a land line for my apartment buzzer. I started a thread about it awhile back and was all set to go with cell phone only but then I remembered the apartment buzzer factor.



I have just had my first snack of the evening. Jalapeno pretzel bits made by Snyder's of Hanover. They must be, like, 97% salt but I can't stop eating them. I have to have some every night.

Next, some chocolate.

 

[Matty]

My last apartment buzzer didn't need a landline, it called my cell.

There's probably no need for actual phone service if the buzzer system is somehow physically connected to the line.

 

[reno cool]

Matty's such an aristocrat he's got one of them Muffy type dogs. unreal.

 

[Matty]

Aristocrats don't eat white cheddar mac n' cheese 3 days in a row, I don't think. Or maybe they just don't talk about it.

My mutt will be 14 years old next month... I was barely legal when I got him.

Now look at me, all growed-up and shit.

 

[Rubyn]

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Bread]

Matt you look like you have a dip in your mouf in that picture. What gives?

 

[Matty]

I'm just fat Breadipoo.

 

[stevek173]

Matt is very handsome imo and I mostly mean that in a non gay way

 

[Mudcat]

Matty looks like he has a secret. A fancy secret.

 

[Matty]

I'm shirtcocking.

 

[Archie]

Matty looks like he has a secret. A fancy secret.

AGREED


I gotta be honest though, I don't know what shirtcocking is.

from the sounds of it though I THINK I'M IN!!!

 

[Mudcat]

Really? You don't know from shirtcocking (also known as shirt cocking)?

Lemme help out.


Definition - the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wow! Have nothing but you look great!!!

 

[Mudcat]

No but seriously man, it is a major pet peeve of mine when telemarketers call and you pick up the phone and say, "Hello?" and there is a pause and then the idiot at the other end says, "Hello?"

I guess it had happened one time too many.

"Look! You phoned me! The person receiving the phone call is the one who says hello - and then it's up to the caller to say why they're calling! That's the way this phoning business works! The person answering the phone says hello, not the caller. If I ever call you, that's when you say hello but since you are calling me, I say hello."

"I'm sorry I didn't hear you say hello . . . "

"Well then you need to listen better because I said it loud and clear. I have lots of experience answering telephones and I know how to say hello so I can be heard. If you didn't hear me then you weren't ready for a normal phone call and you shouldn't have been calling. Wait until you are ready for a phone call before you phone someone."

"I'm sorry, I didn't . . . "

Just FORGET IT!" Click.