Random thoughts

[senco78]

took it to the detailer today and he put some special sauce in it, most came off with ease.
gonna take it back sunday for a full detail. inside and out buff all the scratches/swirls out, clean leather interior.
getting it looking it new again for $120

 

[Tron]

Hall and Oates had a few really cool songs but jesus their album covers made me want to club baby seals over and over again.

 

[Tron]

I sometimes feel like I'm destined for a life of not being content with what is in my hands.


At the same time I feel like an Acid Joe Legend shirt would make all the pain go away.

 

[betplom]

For some reason I always LOL when I read this post.

Good work, Plommer. This is one of my favorite Plommer moments.

Daftaaaay, when I write a non serious post (which is the vast majority) I usually try to make myself laugh with my responses.
My motivation is my own amusement.

Pal, I crack myself up most of the time. I find me funny.

PS: I laughed after reading this post. Really.

 

[Mudcat]

Years ago, there was an ad campaign for Libby's products with the jingle,


If it say Libby's Libby's Libby's
On the label label label
You will like it, like it, like it
On your table table table



When me and my ratbag friends got to be teens we would sing,


If it says Libby's Libby's Libby's
On her labia labia labia
You will like it, like it, like it
On your tabia tabia tabia



Even at a young age, I ran in sophisticated circles.

 

[Mudcat]

I remember (in the 80's) watching a feature dancer at a strip club blow up a balloon with her pussy then fire a dart from her pussy that popped the balloon.

Good times.

Sounds like she was making a symbolic representation of the circle of life.

Very high-concept act.

 

[Mudcat]

Hall and Oates had a few really cool songs but jesus their album covers made me want to club baby seals over and over again.

I could not picture any Hall and Oates album covers off the top of my head. So I looked it up. They're mainly just various face shots of the two guys. I was expecting something more dramatic to warrant such a visceral reaction. They're all just pics of a couple dudes.

But then as I kept looking, I began to see it.

I could probably club some baby seals now, sure.

 

[Matty]

That mustache looks like a sleeping/dead seal. Normally I'm not one to scream SUBLIMINAL CONSPIRACY! but common.

 

[Matty]

Is there really a market for down syndrome porn?

 

[roguejuror]

I finally admit, this thread is way better than the What's listening? thread.

You win this time Mudcat.

 

[Mudcat]

I bet it was the Libby's Libby's Libby's on her labia labia labia that put us over the top.

 

[Matty]

Go there and click on Sienna Miller's pic. Thank you.

I'm done with this shit now, promise.

 

[Mudcat]

Them suckas got DownsSyndromePorn Roll'd!

 

[fiveteamer]

Why the hell are you posting at SBR

 

[Matty]

SEO purposes only. I want that #1 search result for down syndrome porn, goddammit. We still be #2.

 

[Mudcat]

900 miles of life? Insufficient.

 

[Tron]

 

[tullamore]

Fuck belly button lint