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Random thoughts

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A lot of people need/want that but not me. I'll tell you what I want.

I want to meet a girl through an online dating site and exchange ~5 emails - hers all two lines max - then meet in a crowded Starbucks with people listening in on our conversation - not even pretending they're not - and the occasional elbow jabbing my head as people try to crowd by - and have her speak too quietly to really be heard so I keep saying "pardon" every 3 seconds until it becomes too clunky to keep saying, "Pardon," so I just give up and try to make do, hearing what I can - and then, after about an hour of that we decide to take off - and then the next day I email her saying I enjoyed her charming company and would like to get to know her better - because, despite the awkwardness of the meeting, she is somewhat attractive and there are a few appealing things about her - but she, with no possible way of realizing my depth and subtlety of character, declines saying she doesn't feel any chemistry.

That's all I want. Is that too much to ask?

I can relate to this.

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Now here is the version for plommer.







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get it? By connecting him to the Village People, I am slyly implying he is homosexual!




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See what I did there?