Random thoughts

[MrMonkey]

I remember seeing my dad's schlong once when I was a kid and it was pretty hugh even when flaccid.

Anybody here ever see their father's cock before?

I believe everyone probably has Fiver! The real question would be if anyone has ever touched it! Hopefully not!

 

[senco78]

my mom went to Kenya to volunteer through her church.
she is now in a Kenyan hospital cause of her heart
worried sick over here... waiting to hear something


and a lady was hacked to death outside their hotel couple days ago

 

[fiveteamer]

Wow, your mom is cool. Good for her. Hopefully she is okay.

 

[roguejuror]

damn, oh man senco

 

[MrMonkey]

Hope all is well for you and mom senco!

 

[rito]

what the fuk is this line

 

[roguejuror]

a,t,a

 

[Mudcat]

Lyric snippet from His Bobness


Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What ?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"

Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done ?"
God says. "Out on Highway 61".

 

[rito]

cant post videos?

 

[fiveteamer]

I want someone who will protect me, always have my back and be completely loyal.

I dunno, bitch. Sounds like to me you want to date a golden retriever.

 

[Tron]

Anyone catch the super awesome George Harrison movie, "Living In A Material World", that was on HBO over the weekend?


I never knew George was involved in film and car racing and all that shit.


We will be listening to some George stuff that we haven't listened to in years this week starting with this:

 

[Archie]

Joke I overheard today

a young boy and his gramps are sitting in a boat fishing.
The grandpa takes out a cigar, lights it up, and has a smoke. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have one?"

So the grandpa asks, "Can you touch your butthole with your penis?"

The boy says no, so the grandpa replies, "Well then you are too young."

They carry on fishing for a while, and the grandpa takes a beer out of his cooler and has a swig. Again, the boy asks, "Grandpa, can I taste some?"

The grandpa asks, "Boy, can you touch your butthole with your penis?"

The boy says no, so the grandpa replies, "Well then you are too young."

So they sit in silence for a while, and the boy takes out a candy bar he brought along, and begins to eat it.
The grandpa says, "Boy, can I have some of your Candy?"

The boy looks at him, and asks "Can you touch your butthole with your penis?"
The grandpa replies, "Yes of course I can!"

So the boy replies,"well, go fuck yourself then!"

 

[wal66]

Muddy, I know this is a Random Thoughts and not a request thread but would you do me the honor of telling to fuck off and die?

 

[Mudcat]

That doesn't sound like the sort of thing I do.

 

[wal66]

That doesn't sound like the sort of thing I do.

It was a test Muddy. You passed by the way.

 

[Matty]

Anyone catch the super awesome George Harrison movie, "Living In A Material World", that was on HBO over the weekend?


I never knew George was involved in film and car racing and all that shit.


We will be listening to some George stuff that we haven't listened to in years this week starting with this:

Didn't see that. Will hunt it down today.

Yay Beatles.

 

[Blitty]

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[fiveteamer]

RIP Sonic Youth.