Random thoughts

[Matty]

Do probe her when she comes back from the doc. With your words, not your penis.

 

[Archie]

quick joke idea

question.....

what probes deeper Fiver's questons or Fiver's penis....


Answer.......??????????

 

[Archie]

double post

some brainstorming ideas I thought of...

I don't know...but there are tens of thousands that have been verbally probed by Fiver, including his mom, WillieBee, Oksana, and Meatball(?)..... only 3 people have been probed by his weiner.....


Oksana, you seem best to ask on this matter

what bleeds harder? Fivers liberal heart or his gf's pussy? too soon?

Fiver's gf's mom is in the hospital and a doc comes to waiting room and says, she's lost alot of blood...

fiver, immediately starts ramming his gf over a used ziplock bag he places on the couch....

the doctor says, "we already have her tranfusions from the blood bank"

Fiver says.... "I know, I just like to fok in stressful situations, and when I fok, I tend to leak anally"

 

[Teela]

Fiver, some girls are just naturally smaller. It happens.

 

[roguejuror]

EEEEEEEVERYTHING was going right with png

 

[fiveteamer]

Everything IS going right...

 

[Matty]

 

[Archie]

Everything IS going right...

awesome!

 

[kato]

Everything IS going right...

 

[Archie]

also

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[Matty]

The TV ads are right, them Kashi bars don't taste like cardboard. More like mildly nutty particleboard.

 

[reno cool]

one of those is edible?

 

[Matty]

As edible as a Kashi bar. No.

 

[Archie]

when you die on Chicago's Westside as a thug.... they be drinking for yah

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[senco78]

dayum, thats alot of booze...
someone likes patron

 

[Matty]

I bet I could write my name with all the bourbon bottles I've thrown out in the last year.

 

[Mudcat]

Bad-ass.

 

[Mudcat]

In training to be bad-ass