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I enjoyed NYC Ghosts & Flowers but that was 11 years ago.
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This guy did NOT enjoy NYC Ghosts & Flowers... that is one of the most epic album reviews I've ever read:

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/reviews/albums/7342-nyc-ghosts-flowers/

We Chicagoans are stubbornly proud. We shout insults to New York with mouths full of all-beef hot dogs and Old Style beer. This general resentment mostly stems from being dubbed "The Second City." However, landmarks like NYC Ghosts & Flowers refocus our dislike with greater alacrity. Sonic Youth's umpteenth album wads everything we hate about New York into one convenient tissue. The only thing missing is the Mets. Sonic Youth remind us that white New Yorkers still grow soul-patches and goatees, wear berets and Rastafarian caps, dine on grilled tofu in an emulsification of goat butter and kumquat, and watch Dutch documentaries about fisting, thinking it's original, intellectual, or influential.

These 40+ year olds continue to operate under the perception that they matter. However, one of the prerequisites for being "experimental" or "underground" is that, down the road, somebody has to be influenced by the work and appropriate elements into the common collective. The minimal noodling on NYC Ghosts & Flowers merely retreads the rancid corpses of beat poetry and avant-garde noise.

In a way, Sonic Youth's offenses are no different than, say, the Bloodhound Gang's. Where the Bloodhound Gang push recycled Beastie Boys and "South Park" jokes on will-less consumers, Sonic Youth scrap together Yoko Ono, Glenn Branca, and Allen Ginsberg into major label product. But just like living in the Big Apple, you're merely paying more for it. These are not new ideas. These are ideas that were arrogant and unlistenable upon birth 30 years ago. Sonic Youth are even old enough to know that! Thurston Moore stuck the sleeves of John Cage albums into his spokes and Kim Gordon played house with her Kathy Acker action figures.

Shockingly, aside from some distorted crescendos on "Renegade Princess" and "Nevermind," the volume here is kept at a muted minimum. Flashing and bleating overrules chords. Now neither word in the name "Sonic Youth" is apt. A "song" might be merely thwacking a bass repeatedly ("side2side") or rubbing callused fingers over gainless guitar strings (mostly everything else).

Holy shit. :lmao:

Is Sonic Youth the original hipster band? :ohmy:
 
Okay man, this story is a bit too fucked up and I debated on whether or not I should even overshare this shit.

I was sick all weekend. Girl came over to cook me some soup! Wow, this girl is very sweet! Mojo is back! I got a little kick when I was on the couch watching horse racing and she was in the kitchen cooking me food. There's a very sexy girl cooking me food! She fuckin' put ginger in that shit, it was good.

So eventually we start fooling around and she asks for sex again. I'm very hesitant because she looks like she is going into labour every time I stick my D in her.

So, we have to stop, she can't take it. I reach down to take the condom off and I notice there is blood everywhere. My hands are stained like a butcher's hands. This is very awkward and she hasn't noticed that my bed looks like a kill floor yet.

"Hey uh, so uh, hey, are you on your period or something...?"

"No, why?"

"Because, uh, blood..."

She ran to the bathroom and basically started to let blood.

My dick is a decent size but it isn't THAT big. You think she was a virgin?

Why does this happen to me? Where are the girls with normal vaginas?

:boxcleanersdaddy:
 
I don't quite understand how that scene played out. Sounds like you didn't address the topic right there and then.

She ran to the bathroom while bleeding, then she came out, and what? You just talked about the weather?

Short of having an actual Coke can for a cock I don't quite understand how she can bleed. Shit is supposed to stretch quite a fokken bit. She must've had that happen before.
 
oh, wow

sucky awkward 2nd fok

girls are way weird about their vag issues. Try to get the info quickly and not let it get more awkward... but make sure you present yourself in a laid back, accepting kinda posture...

hell maybe she has no idea why it happened....

but, who knows some girls are maybe just super super tighty tighty?


don't let it be a deal breaker though, if you find her otherwise awesome...

i'm sure with time, your kok can change her vag into an acceptable semen depository
 
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