Random thoughts

[Matty]

Walking around IKEA and trying out different beds with a girl is a very relationshpy thing to do.

Did you finally crush that P?

Who needs a bed?

 

[fiveteamer]

Well I tried to crush that P.

 

[Matty]

You overdrank you bastard.

 

[roguejuror]

I lost count of the dates.

 

[fiveteamer]

Yo check the shit. This what happened.

Now I don't have a giant dick or anything but it isn't exactly small. I've never had a girl not be able to take my dick.

I finally get up in there and she starts squirming and screaming and has this look of sheer agony on her face like I was stabbing her with a rusty jailhouse shank or something. She was trying to be a good sport about it because I was getting my fuck on but I had to stop because she was in too much pain.

She gives a great blowjob though. A nigga could get used to those blowjobs.

 

[betplom]

:Hugekokfiver:

 

[Matty]

Oh! Dude, I think that qualifies as proper crushing of the P.



I worry about the future of this relationship though. Has she had insertion problems with previous partners?

Exactly how big is that thing? Man.

 

[betplom]

Exactly how big is that thing? Man.

no homo

 

[Blitty]

Good work, Fivey!

I had the chance to crush a P last night, but I acted like a gentleman and shit. Maybe next time.



Who would win in a cock sword fight between Matty and Fiver?

 

[Matty]

It's an interesting question at this point.

 

[roguejuror]

Very valid question.

 

[fiveteamer]

It was a pretty tight fit. I didn't ask about her previous sexual encounters.

 

[MrMonkey]

Fiver!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fiveteamer]

I remember the first time I got up in Elise she shouted "Your. Cock. Is. So. Fucking. Thick!". I also used to make Nicole bleed so I dunno maybe it is a giant dick. I guess my dick is one of the few things I can be proud of.

Thanks dad! Thanks for the dick and for teaching me how to read the racing form.

 

[Matty]

I think I need to concede defeat here. I've always got compliments, but not quite to that level, and I don't believe I've made P bleed.



Hi Nicole.

 

[roguejuror]

Matty you will make P not bleed (for 9 months), I have a feeling.

 

[fiveteamer]

I remember seeing my dad's schlong once when I was a kid and it was pretty hugh even when flaccid.

Anybody here ever see their father's cock before?

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty you will make P not bleed (for 9 months), I have a feeling.

LOL but Matty probably isn't!