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I think my favorite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation is the one where Commander Data suddenly becomes fixated on cocks and he keeps asking questions about cocks and sticking his hand down his pants.

The best part is right at the end when Captain Picard is talking to him and Data points out the window and says, "Hey look at that," and when Picard looks, Data grabs his crotch. And the Captain is like, "What is going on here?" And Riker says, "I don't know sir. Maybe there is some type of malfunction in his positronic net."

Meanwhile Data has gotten his hand right inside Captain Picard's pants and has a grip on his cock.

And Captain Picard says, "Number 1! Do something about this!"

And Riker says, "Shall I run a level 1 diagnostic sir?"

And Picard says, "Yes! I mean no! I mean, make it so!"

And Data says, "Sir, if you grab my cock, I will let go of yours." So Picard grabs Data's cock but Data doesn't let go.



That and the episode where Worf accepts discommendation from the Klingon Empire are my two favorites.

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It was such a good episode because it was so unexpected. Usually Data was very proper and polite but suddenly he was all about cocks. If he wasn't reaching for Wesley Crusher's cock he was hollering across the crowded bridge, "Hey, Counsellor Troi you old cock! How ya doin'? Good?"
 
Reminds me of when I got my car and I was telling a naive friend about it.

"Yep, new car," I sez.

"What kind?" she sez.

"Chevy," I sez.

"That's cool," she sez, "what model?"

"Pantload," I sez.

"What?" she sez. "I've never heard of anything like that."

"Yep," I sez. "It's a 2006 Chevrolet Pantload."



She believed me for a minute and a half too.
 
And then there was the episode from the original Star Trek where there is that really annoying alien and he won't shut up so Spock does the Vulcan neck pinch on him and when he's down, Spock kicks him in the face a couple times.

And everyone is like, "Jesus Christ Spock - what the hell?"

And Spock is like, "That was the most logical thing I ever did, bitches."

That was during Spock's bad-boy phase.


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I think my favorite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation is the one where Commander Data suddenly becomes fixated on cocks and he keeps asking questions about cocks and sticking his hand down his pants.

The best part is right at the end when Captain Picard is talking to him and Data points out the window and says, "Hey look at that," and when Picard looks, Data grabs his crotch. And the Captain is like, "What is going on here?" And Riker says, "I don't know sir. Maybe there is some type of malfunction in his positronic net."

Meanwhile Data has gotten his hand right inside Captain Picard's pants and has a grip on his cock.



And Captain Picard says, "Number 1! Do something about this!"

And Riker says, "Shall I run a level 1 diagnostic sir?"

And Picard says, "Yes! I mean no! I mean, make it so!"

And Data says, "Sir, if you grab my cock, I will let go of yours." So Picard grabs Data's cock but Data doesn't let go.



That and the episode where Worf accepts discommendation from the Klingon Empire are my two favorites.

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I must have missed the Data Cock episode. I do remember seeing lots and lots of Star Trek cameltoe especially early on ( probably before they knew it was a problem). Counselor Troi was the biggest offender, but the doctor had her moments too. I would post a naked picture of Troi in here but I know the rules!
 
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