Matty
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Watch my ping pong video.
Maybe she hid his passport
Matty above all else, for the love of God, focus on the "what if" crap.
Trust me!
So mattys playing husband and im getting married but still living alone.
All the doubt and confusion and uncertainty seems natural to me.
I recommend saying things out loud to each other.
In my fucked up head, cuddling, holding hands, kisses "hello" or kisses "goodbye" are all way more intimate than actual sex.
I mean I'll stick my tongue in your ass no problem but I will feel awkward/confused if you grab my hand out in public.
You clearly want to girlfriend her so keep doing what you're doing. I guess be intimate and shit because there is no way you guys could just be casual and occasionally sleep in her bed and have sex etc... It is going to be full blown relationship shit or nothing. That is just the way I see it.
I mean you clearly like her a lot and are smitten with her so just give it your best effort.
Just try not to go home smelling of cigarettes, pot, Duritos and bourbon. Girls hate that shit.
Don't you work up a huge sweat wearing that many clothes playing? (Not hitting on you).
I reeked of bourbon and she didn't care one bit.
I got a free 4am handjob. Booya.