Random thoughts

[RayRay]

couple patches of grey on my chin... nowhere else... hair is weirds

 

[Matty]

Me - Sweetie, do we not have ketchup?
Her - Look in the fridge door.
Me - I only see packets. Where's the bottle I bought?
Her - I gave it to my mom.
Me - You gave away my ketchup?
Her - Yah. Do you know any recipes that ask for a lot of ketchup?
Me - You don't cook with ketchup. You put it on shit.
Her - You've got all these packets in the fridge door.
Me - Where did all these come from anyway?
Her - I took them at the fish & chips place.
Me - You stole ketchup?
Her - I took it.
Me - You stole packets of ketchup so you could give away my bottle?
Her - Yah.

 

[fiveteamer]

I could never imagine eating a fried egg sandwich without ketchup.

 

[Matty]

THANK YOU

what if i run out of packets

i had a full bottle ffs

 

[Cami]

WTF is this "just wink" add I keep seeing on youtube?!

 

[MrMonkey]

Indeed it is but today we bought 2 little ones already cooked from Shop Rite market! On sale for $3.97 each, 35 oz total weight!

MrsM might try with what's left of the second bird and make homemade chicken pot pies on tuesday! She hasn't done that in years! Can't wait but IMO odds are No -130 Yes +120!

Fiver, +120 was a winner!

 

[IAG]

Ray you have a youthful looking neck

I hate those ketchup packages. I need a minimum of 5...lot of work for little return. Why don't they just make them larger so people only need 1 or 2. I think Arby's has the ketchup pumps. I can work with that.

 

[betplom]

Ray, you have a pencil neck.


We do like the green T-shirt.

 

[bacon]

I'll tell you what I'm good enough but here's one future sales manager I'm staying the fuck out of the way of.

I see her and booyahkid having a high powered battle in a couple of decades.

 

[fiveteamer]

Fiver, +120 was a winner!

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Delicious.

 

[fiveteamer]

Ray, you have a pencil neck.


We do like the green T-shirt.

Green? That's Sea Foam.

 

[Tron]

If it's any consolation, Ray, I have way more old man hairs in my beard than anywhere else. When I grow Matty stubble it makes me look older. Confirmed.

Bread, call me.

#RalphMouth

 

[Blitty]

Ketchup = Biggest PAWN condiment ever.

Bud/Miller Lite >> Ketchup

 

[betplom]

Odd. I have woken up this morning with a song stuck in my head. It is the song Kiss Me and the odd part is it is being sung with a lisp

Thtrike up the band and make the fireflieth danth
Thilver moon'th thparkling
Tho kith me

You've been clean a long time my friend, this post indicates their may still be some drug residue in your system.

Was your cock sporting an empty toilet paper roll that was clearly visible to this lady?

No, Sunday is my traditional day for making up my genitals to look like Groucho Marks.

I have jeans that must be over 25 years old. Of course they are all worn out in the crotch and my kok hangs out - but at under 30 bucks, you can't knock the value.

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Matty]

 

[bacon]

We are:

Working out on the reg
Eating healthier. No not healthy yet when you have people like RR running around here but healthier
Waking up early and preparing a proper breakfast before work
Kicking Cami's butt in pool so she can kick her league's butts in pool

It's never too late to get it back boys

 

[fiveteamer]

Today has been a sucky day for me.

So I'm going to buy some ice cream and watch Netflix until I pass out. I'm thinkin' pralines.