Random thoughts

[Cami]

classic bj after, I'd do the whole situation again in a heartbeat

Oh yeah I almost forgot about that.

You're welcome.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Hennessey Venom GT does 270 mph in this video, well done with JFK speaking in the background.

 

[Matty]

Denver cheese store

 

[betplom]

I cracked me up with that one.

I LOL'ed at that as well.

:thumbsup:

 

[kato]

If you do a google image search for "trendy asian tits," this picture of kato is the first result. Try it.

 

[kato]

Hipster wannabes get facial hair transplants

http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster-wannabes-forking-over-thousands-for-facial-hair-transplants/

Stubble-challenged guys are forking over up to $8,500 for the beard-boosting procedure, which has spiked in popularity in recent months, plastic surgeons told The Post.

 

[Matty]

http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster-wannabes-forking-over-thousands-for-facial-hair-transplants/

Speechless.

 

[betplom]

Speechless.

Marty, can you grow a nice thick full beard?

Plommer can

 

[Matty]

No. Patchy, I tried.

Would rather spend $8,500 on random garbage than facial hair

 

[kato]

really patchy here - laughable

can't imagine someone doing that

 

[reno cool]

Matty, I thought youd be able to grow one, seem to remember stuble in your pictures. I of course can grow a nice one but prob some grey

 

[Matty]

I guess I've never tried letting it grow an inch long like them hipster do. It gets too itchy and irritating very quickly, and it looks like shit.

 

[bacon]

Can't grow it out here either but my short range beard game is pretty lethal, with that and the blue eyes I start to look like a rock star

 

[Matty]

There is a sweet spot during which all the bitches will check me out because of my perfect stubble. I know I have roughly 12 hours to put the moves on said bitches when that happens.

Obviously I'm as good as married and I've got absolutely no game with the ladies, but it's nice to daydream.

 

[betplom]

Matty, I thought youd be able to grow one, seem to remember stuble in your pictures. I of course can grow a nice one but prob some grey

You'd be surprised how much grey will be in your beard. Probably the biggest reason I don't have a beard is the amount of grey hair it would contain.

Fokk that.

Can't grow it out here either but my short range beard game is pretty lethal, with that and the blue eyes I start to look like a rock star

Don't forget the voice.

I think it's quite sexy.
For a dude with fat ankles.

 

[bacon]

Sox Plommer.

This whole time I've been transferring files from my external drive to my thumb drive to watch them in the living room.

Oh that's right I can just plug the external hard drive in out there so all those transfers were a waste of time

You're doing it wrong. :

 

[Boner_18]

I grew a beard this fall. Wife asked me to shave it off. I shaved it off. She asked me to grow it back. I've grown it back. Bitches.

 

[reno cool]

There is a sweet spot during which all the bitches will check me out because of my perfect stubble. I know I have roughly 12 hours to put the moves on said bitches when that happens.

Obviously I'm as good as married and I've got absolutely no game with the ladies, but it's nice to daydream.

noticed this phenomenon myself.