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And let's not forget this moment:
I actually ejaculated at that exact moment. Still a shitty movie though.
And let's not forget this moment:
I can't speak for Muddy, but as long as a shark didn't bite off anything too important, I will be able to perform for Ms. Stone.
Walter ChawBirdman's subtitle is "the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance," and people still somehow think it's not condescending and/or patronizing. It's a narrated treatise on authenticity, and I find that people who spend this much time telling you what they are tend not to be what they think they are. Birdman has become, very quickly, the movie you're not allowed to criticize this year--which should, frankly, be your first warning. Oscar Wilde said "everything popular is wrong." I realize that it's becoming an annual tradition of quoting the old fellow, putting me at a precarious position when I'm talking about what's pretentious, but Birdman is pretentious. - See more at: http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2015/01/ffcs-best-of-14.html#more
The woman just put on Vikings. I'm highly skeptical of a show about Vikings called Vikings. Anyone watch that stuff?
Ernest Borgnine, I buy as a viking. The others are all too damn pretty.