Matty Rain's 2024 MLB Betting Thread

[roguejuror]

we can come back, let's not despair

we have Shohei

 

[Matty]

 

[roguejuror]

and Elly steals two

 

[Vegas Dave]

Not the mediocre Reds bullpen shutting down the best offense in baseball 💀

 

[Matty]

I love you Elly, but there's a time and a place AND THIS ISN'T IT.

 

[Matty]

This opener thing makes a lot of sense for shit teams..

I've given up on the first five, just please give me the full game.

 

[roguejuror]

Elly steals home

 

[Matty]

What the fuck just happened.

 

[Matty]

Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.

 

[roguejuror]

Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.

 

[roguejuror]

1 hit in 5 innings

 

[Vegas Dave]

Losing 6 units on a single game would be pretty cool. I'm here for it.

Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."

Can't imagine losing six of her in a single game.

Gg Matty Rains.

 

[Matty]

 

[Matty]

I can't even be mad. It was never close. We rolled a 5 on the 5 sided die.

Elly's amazing.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."

Can't imagine losing six of her in a single game.

Gg Matty Rains.

Always thought units were idiot guys.

“He’s such a unit. He thought my belly button was my clitoris”.

 

[Matty]

FULL GAMES
YTD 144-141 +3.97u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-44-14 -7.15u

Kelly bankroll after day 10 - $171.67
New Kelly bet amount - $5.15

Thursday May 16

FULL GAMES
LAD -310

FIRST FIVE
LAD -290

FULL GAMES
YTD 144-142 +0.87u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-45-14 -10.05u

Kelly bankroll after day 11 - $140.77
New Kelly bet amount - $4.22

 

[Matty]

FULL GAMES
YTD 144-142 +0.87u

FIRST FIVE
YTD 50-45-14 -10.05u

Kelly bankroll after day 11 - $140.77
New Kelly bet amount - $4.22

Friday May 17

FULL GAMES
PHI -240

FIRST FIVE
PIT -124
BAL -130

 

[MrMonkey]

Saw this chick at my apartment's gym the other day. Tall, stacked. Usually don't think of this word for a woman, but thought to myself "damn, what a unit."

I do it sometimes myself but personally for me this is scary TMI.

Unit slang ...
when calling someone a "unit," it is often used colloquially to describe a person who is large, impressive, or physically imposing [1]. It is typically used to emphasize someone's size or stature, and it is often used in a positive or admiring way.

you are good so far but urban dict .....

unit​

Male penis. also known as a dick, cock, schlong, meat, wiener, noodle, winky, pipe, peepee, ding-dong, snake, tube, hose, worm, caca, dinkerbell, thing, it, willy.

When someone mentions stacked about a women, my initial visional is the plentiful, healthy top portion.. Davey, did you even check out below the waist sufficiently? *

I know you stated don't think about it towards a woman, so assumption is you possibly think about it @*# ..... just make sure buddy it's limited to thinking if so.

*only saying because did you check out Bowie's song in Shorty's Tunes thread today?