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Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

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Later Stevay.

We're now working on a solid 9 boys. She's here for a week and a half then flying back to BC, so we need to act swiftly, like this weekend.

Wish me luck boys. She's way out of my league and she doesn't realize it.

Boys.

:dancer::dance::dancer:
 
Mattay, follow these rules:

1. Be aggressive and don't take no as an answer

2. At some point, use the phrase " Just go with it".

3. Make her feel guilty, like she 'owes you'.

4. Sneak a pinky in door #2, even if it seems inappropriate.

5. If you finish too quickly, just say the condom malfunctioned and you need to get a new one.

:highfive:
 
Mattay, follow these rules:

1. Be aggressive and don't take no as an answer

2. At some point, use the phrase " Just go with it".

3. Make her feel guilty, like she 'owes you'.

4. Sneak a pinky in door #2, even if it seems inappropriate.

5. If you finish too quickly, just say the condom malfunctioned and you need to get a new one.

:highfive:

#2 and #3 are crossed off the list already. She owes me for those 20 minutes she made me wait while she was bringing her GF back to her room. I spent most of those 20 minutes getting playfully teased by guys who've tried to land her before.

It's so in the bag yet I can so easily fok it up.

It's good to be alive.

:dance: