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Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

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Thank you Tella! That girl got a good fok, yes she did. :highfive:

BJ Girl needs a new name.

I hope we can put the 2+ year homo running gag behind us now.

It did feel great to kiss Fiveteamer's 80-grit face though I still prefer tacomax in that department.
 
Sexual tension is high. Haven't seen her much at all this month though, we both been running around. She's now Dr. Roomie. She be coming back home this weekend. We'll see what happens. No rush. But goddamn I want to rough up her slender 5'9" frame a little. She's all legs. Oyoyoyoy.
 
MonkeyF0cker
Nice. Hope it works out for you two.
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MF, just to catch you up on the real story! Roomie has wanted Matty from day 1. Matty playing hard to get tease and screwing round with her head. Too good for Matty IMO.

He says she likes to get drunk and wouldn't surprise me if one night she comes home to the apartment all alone and heavily intoxicated. Peaks in on Matty soundly sleeping. Goes to kitchen, wants a slice of cake before bed.

Pulls out knife from drawer and instead of slicing cake quietly goes into Matty's and begins to repeatedly stab him over and over again! Like say 30, 40, 60........who knows how many times? How many times Matty can you come back from the dead? I like you Matty so please lock your bedroom door at night.

It's a strange and weird world we live in today!!!
 
MrMonkey
MF, just to catch you up on the real story! Roomie has wanted Matty from day 1. Matty playing hard to get tease and screwing round with her head. Too good for Matty IMO.

He says she likes to get drunk and wouldn't surprise me if one night she comes home to the apartment all alone and heavily intoxicated. Peaks in on Matty soundly sleeping. Goes to kitchen, wants a slice of cake before bed.

Pulls out knife from drawer and instead of slicing cake quietly goes into Matty's and begins to repeatedly stab him over and over again! Like say 30, 40, 60........who knows how many times? How many times Matty can you come back from the dead? I like you Matty so please lock your bedroom door at night.

It's a strange and weird world we live in today!!!
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lol

I could see her doing semi-crazy things. I've confronted her on some obvious passive-aggressive stuff she did and she denied it all, without getting offended or even pissed at me.

Yeah, this can only end well.

:stevie:
 
Matty
lol

I could see her doing semi-crazy things. I've confronted her on some obvious passive-aggressive stuff she did and she denied it all, without getting offended or even pissed at me.

Yeah, this can only end well.

:stevie:
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Passive-aggressive personality disorder
Passive-aggressive personality disorder is a long-term (chronic) condition in which a person seems to actively comply with the desires and needs of others, but actually passively resists them. In the process, the person becomes increasingly hostile and angry.
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Don Sharma
Airlines aren't supposed to carry any type of hazardous materials. That's why they ask you when you check in your luggage if you have any hazardous or dangerous items in your bags.

Does it happen? Yes, unfortunately people lie and TSA's detectors don't catch most of the stuff. I don't think it's as bad as Hollywood makes it out to be with Biological weapons, but gasoline, air cansisters, and fireworks are about as dangerous as I see in an average day. Sometimes companies just straight up lie to the airline about what's really in the cargo. This would be the case in the Valujet crash into the Everglades in 1996. The shipping manifest had the canisters listed as being empty, when in fact, they weren't and that is what brought that plane down.
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Jesus, there are so many weird people on the internet.


Nice work, Matty. Go on a tear.
 
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