Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[senco78]

Clubs are tacky Daffy.

Daffy I was using you as the stereotype you portray. I don't know you.

we need a Matty list of posters stereotypes they portray

 

[Matty]

lol, I gots no bourbon on hand mike. Maybe tomorrow.

 

[betplom]

 

[Matty]

Still doing a lot of that, yeah.

Saturday is looking promising, going out with BJ Girl. I have to get drunk to be attracted to her though, she's a bit shopworn.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty am I going to be a third wheel

does she have a friend

 

[BGS 9.5]

Still doing a lot of that, yeah.

Saturday is looking promising, going out with BJ Girl. I have to get drunk to be attracted to her though, she's a bit shopworn.

Shopworn, lol.

 

[Matty]

Matty am I going to be a third wheel

does she have a friend

We're going to see her friend's boyfriend's band. She has tons of friends in the local music scene. Cool chick and you won't be a third wheel. We're not dating. I'm just in for the post-show secks.

Debonnaire.

 

[Blitty]

Still doing a lot of that, yeah.

Saturday is looking promising, going out with BJ Girl. I have to get drunk to be attracted to her though, she's a bit shopworn.

Matty, blow a warm load in her piehole for the blittster.

 

[fiveteamer]

If you get another bj can I watch

:nohomo:

 

[Matty]

Sure, but I'm going for the full deal this time Fiver.

Bring a flashlight - she likes to turn the lights off.

 

[Blitty]

Hide fivey in the closet with a camera.

 

[betplom]

Sure, but I'm going for the full deal this time Fiver.

Bring a flashlight - she likes to turn the lights off.

ankles?

 

[Matty]

Nah, thin ankles and legs. But she's kinda top-heavy.

Fiver should have the perfect demeaning description after he meets her.

 

[fiveteamer]

I don't judge people based on their looks.

They can't help that shit.

 

[Matty]

lolz. I mean, you always have these perfect descriptors for people's looks. You know English, I don't.

 

[Matty]

 

[Don Sharma]

Airlines aren't supposed to carry any type of hazardous materials. That's why they ask you when you check in your luggage if you have any hazardous or dangerous items in your bags.

Does it happen? Yes, unfortunately people lie and TSA's detectors don't catch most of the stuff. I don't think it's as bad as Hollywood makes it out to be with Biological weapons, but gasoline, air cansisters, and fireworks are about as dangerous as I see in an average day. Sometimes companies just straight up lie to the airline about what's really in the cargo. This would be the case in the Valujet crash into the Everglades in 1996. The shipping manifest had the canisters listed as being empty, when in fact, they weren't and that is what brought that plane down.