Had some bacon and then wanted more bacon a little later so

[Matty]

So now your looking to get married? JC!!!

Looking to do the exact opposite without looking/acting like a total asshole and/or losing my most excellent roommate. MrM I wanna explore.

 

[Matty]

but, she is his roommate, mr m

matty needs to sew some wild oats before the roommate

the roommate is serious territory, matty is not ready for that yet

matty needs to unleash his penis on everything

fok away matty, fok hard

Fokken A kato-san!

(kato Ima do something stupid before long. I dunno what it is yet but I bet it's going to be bad.)

 

[MrMonkey]

Looking to do the exact opposite without looking/acting like a total asshole and/or losing my most excellent roommate. MrM I wanna explore.

There's plenty of exploring that hasn't been done yet in your own apartment?

 

[kato]

Fokken A kato-san!

(kato Ima do something stupid before long. I dunno what it is yet but I bet it's going to be bad.)

make sure bourbon is involved

 

[fiveteamer]

You know what is funny is that Mr Monkey's new avatar is prettier than anything Vegas Dave ever put in his avatar before.

 

[MrMonkey]

You know what is funny is that Mr Monkey's new avatar is prettier than anything Vegas Dave ever put in his avatar before.

She is very attractive indeed! Some chicks wish that makeup could do that to you!

 

[Matty]

You know what is funny is that Mr Monkey's new avatar is prettier than anything Vegas Dave ever put in his avatar before.

lol. I wish I could relay the compliment. Tough one to set up.

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, how did it come about that she became your roommate? Ad in paper? What????

 

[Matty]

Matty, how did it come about that she became your roommate? Ad in paper? What????

Ad on Kijiji, Canada's cleaner version of Craigslist. She was the first person to reply and we arranged to meet at some private party that she put me on the guest list for. It was a very fancy party.

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, when it's just you and her in the apartment doing whatever, does she sit say with her legs apart like in the letter V?

 

[Matty]

Yes MrMonkey, all the time.

 

[betplom]

Yes MrMonkey, all the time.

Means she WILL fuck you, as you perceived.

 

[Matty]

Ooooh.

 

[betplom]

Ooooh.

You're fucking right, "Ooooh".

 

[MrMonkey]

Means she WILL fuck you, as you perceived.

Yes, Plommer is a pro! Matty, do whatever you want to just know you want to make love to her like you didn't with Plommer's avatar and keep thinking you'll wait too long and it won't be available? Just don't want it to end badly for you!

Just thinking it wouldn't be hard for this cute girl to get any roommate but chose you? Why maybe did she do that?

 

[betplom]

? Why maybe did she do that?

Methinks she craves the little fancy Montreal kok.

 

[Matty]

Yes, Plommer is a pro! Matty, do whatever you want to just know you want to make love to her like you didn't with Plommer's avatar and keep thinking you'll wait too long and it won't be available? Just don't want it to end badly for you!

Just thinking it wouldn't be hard for this cute girl to get any roommate but chose you? Why maybe did she do that?

Raw animal magnetism.

Actually I just hit it off with her and her friends that night. Almost called the whole thing off cause I thought she was cute and I wanted to avoid exactly that.

I'm a tard.

 

[MrMonkey]

Methinks she craves the little fancy Montreal kok.

No doubt! Sad for such a cute, fancy party girl to have a loser for a roommate!