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Matty, my recommendation is that you try the outsiders first. If things don't work out with those girls, go for the roommate. The Mara chick doesn't seem like your type though. Maybe as a fuck friend? If your roommate gets a little jealous, it could be a good thing (if you want it to be).
 
No, but a "One Life To Live" gift. Some 40th anniversary Trivia Book. She's into her silly soaps for some reason. These neuroscience doctors are nuts.

Her gift's way cooler. She even bought Pogo handmade doggie cookies and premium doggie food in a can (he goes batshit crazy for food-in-a-can).
 
MonkeyF0cker
Matty, my recommendation is that you try the outsiders first. If things don't work out with those girls, go for the roommate. The Mara chick doesn't seem like your type though. Maybe as a fuck friend? If your roommate gets a little jealous, it could be a good thing (if you want it to be).
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Ya, give yourself a couple of months at least. It is a long lease.
 
MonkeyF0cker
Matty, my recommendation is that you try the outsiders first. If things don't work out with those girls, go for the roommate. The Mara chick doesn't seem like your type though. Maybe as a fuck friend? If your roommate gets a little jealous, it could be a good thing (if you want it to be).
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The roommate is already jealous-as-a-good-thing. Mara is totally my type outside the 75%-lesbian, S&M shit. She'd be nothing but a friend-with-benefits for sure anyway, the first thing she told me before giving me her number was that she didn't date (!)

This is fancy shit right now.
 
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The roommate is already jealous-as-a-good-thing. Mara is totally my type outside the 75%-lesbian, S&M shit. She'd be nothing but a friend-with-benefits for sure anyway, the first thing she told me before giving me her number was that she didn't date (!)

This is fancy shit right now.
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Nice. S&M wouldn't be my thing either. I guess it depends what you're looking for. A relationship or a fuck buddy.
 
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Hot!

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Not, but OK!

Matty, if you don't give it to her she will eventually lose interest. Then she will find a real man. Then you'll be watching a movie washing down popcorn with bourbon and turning the volume up* to drown out the moaning and groaning in the other room.

Then she will probably move in with the guy if he has his act together and then you can pay all the rent. Say you originally got the place yourself, then met some chick who you like and she moved in. Don't you think it would be harder to collect rent then?

Honestly Matty all women have two sides to them. I mean come on, look at how bad movie stars appear when you catch them on the street as a regular person? Seriously think she is very cute and perky but small is great!

IMO very cute girl!

*or the volume down and you can hear the guy in bedroom asking her "is your roommate gay?"
 
MrMonkey
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Matty, if you don't give it to her she will eventually lose interest. Then she will find a real man. Then you'll be watching a movie washing down popcorn with bourbon and turning the volume up* to drown out the moaning and groaning in the other room.



*or the volume down and you can hear the guy in bedroom asking her "is your roommate gay?"
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:rofl: All valid points MrMonkey. The moaning & groaning scenario is a concern on both ends. MrMonkey if she wasn't that shy I would've gone for it already. She goes out quite a bit but always with her dorky college friends. Think real-life Big Bang Theory material. MrMonkey there is no threat there.

FOKKEN DILEMMA I TELLS YA
 
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