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Matt, why do you keep taunting me?

It's ok though. We actually hung out in person so even if you don't think I'm funny here, I'm pretty sure there were some genuine laughs in south Florida.

Some people might do better in print. Some people are better in person. Some people are a little socially awkward... and that's OK.

I'm tired of trying to court you on this message board though. If you don't get me, oh well....

:thankyou:
 
Jello let's start with simple stuff


at some point today

I want you to find a 2-4 year old boy

make friends get comfortable with him and vice versa....

after awhile do the following......

say "hey watch this"

then slap yourself in the face and fall on the ground......slowly pick yourself up off the ground with very exaggerated effort, like you are almost knocked out....

just before you get all the way up right....start to say, "what in the world was th...." than slap yourself down to the ground again...


enjoy the laughs my friend, you've earned them

meet me here tomorrow at 3:00 cst for lesson 2

baby steps
 
Matty, guy comes home from work and his girlfriend has her bags packed by the front door.

He says "what's going on?"

She says "I'm leaving you"

He says "you're leaving me?! Why?"

She says "I heard you were a pedofile."

He says "Pedophile??..... That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."


/rimshot