greatest hits of wal66

[Jello]

Archie, shut the fuck up for a couple minutes.

Please.

 

[Jello]

The day I'm learning comedy from either one of you dorks is the day I quit the internet.

HEY-oh!

WAR??

 

[Archie]

Matty, guy comes home from work and his girlfriend has her bags packed by the front door.

He says "what's going on?"

She says "I'm leaving you"

He says "you're leaving me?! Why?"

She says "I heard you were a pedofile."

He says "Pedophile??..... That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."


/rimshot

see there you go ahead to skipping ahead and going to level four of the BAR manual..... you aren't even on the right step progression...

we are dealing with forum funny here.... common

you are trying too Casperyery hard

 

[Matty]

Jello let's start with simple stuff


at some point today

I want you to find a 2-4 year old boy

make friends get comfortable with him and vice versa....

after awhile do the following......

say "hey watch this"

then slap yourself in the face and fall on the ground......slowly pick yourself up off the ground with very exaggerated effort, like you are almost knocked out....

just before you get all the way up right....start to say, "what in the world was th...." than slap yourself down to the ground again...


enjoy the laughs my friend, you've earned them

meet me here tomorrow at 3:00 cst for lesson 2

baby steps

Matty, guy comes home from work and his girlfriend has her bags packed by the front door.

He says "what's going on?"

She says "I'm leaving you"

He says "you're leaving me?! Why?"

She says "I heard you were a pedofile."

He says "Pedophile??..... That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."


/rimshot

Archie, shut the fuck up for a couple minutes.

Please.

Sometimes the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

 

[Archie]

Archie, shut the fuck up for a couple minutes.

Please.

The day I'm learning comedy from either one of you dorks is the day I quit the internet.

HEY-oh!

WAR??

the pinnacle of forum friend frustration comedy


love ya man

 

[Jello]

you are trying too Casperyery hard

lol...."trying too hard" from Archie. I've hit bottom.

Archie, if you ever call me that again I swear to god I will slap your face off of your fucking FACE.

 

[Archie]

I just got PWNNNNNNNNDDDD

I will now put myself in the penalty box for at LEAST an hr!!!!

 

[Jello]

Take your cup and your liquor and your ice. We will see you in ONE hour, SIR.

 

[Archie]

Take your cup and your liquor and your ice. We will see you in ONE hour, SIR.

don't tell me what to do

this is a self ban for at LEAST one hr... it started at 3:21 cst

and if I was a betting man I'd put 10:1 on myself to NOT post again from 3:21 to 4:21

unfortunately i'm poor and can't bet on myself, the pirates, ichiro, the orioles, or Alabama..... so I won't do that...

but it would still be a good bet +ev even

sir

 

[Jello]

Jello let's start with simple stuff

at some point today

I want you to find a 2-4 year old boy

I stopped reading here. brb

 

[roguejuror]

the hell happened here

 

[kato]

fok off wally. check is in the mail. im done with this internet bull shit.

.

 

[Archie]

Life is a bitch, we accept, adapt, surrender or move the fuck on.

RayRay, back me up here.

.

 

[Archie]

Nina, speaking of men and assholes, you ever take it up the butt?

.

 

[Archie]

Might help to NOT picture me personally trying to enter the buttocks in question or any other for that matter. In fact don't picture my winkle at all.

wow I'm just in Awe...I love this man

 

[Archie]

I'm a big enough asshole to ever play second fiddle to an actual asshole.

!

 

[Archie]

Now north of Ft Myers resides a teeny weeny that'll make you screamy and like ol' Abe, cannot tell a lie.

.

 

[FairWarning]

I need Paul Harvey for the rest of the story here.

Good day.