Hooligans Sportsbook

greatest hits of wal66

  • Start date •
  • Replies
    161 Replies •
  • Views 13,058 Views
Follow
wal66
Cali, I say shit that amuses me.

It means when you free yourself from all sexual tension, any possibility of ever having sex with someone it enables you to pretty much say anything you want. Take Daft here for instance, he still sees himself watching himself bang you in one of his mirrors so he will naturally always be very nice to you.

Now Cali before you go and attempt to get all literal with that explanation I just gave, yes there is still human decency or just being a nice person and all but that just ain't as funny.
Click to expand...
.
 
wal66
Dr. King had a dream and made one of the most replayed speeches of all time about his dream. Well I have a dream as well and while it may never be heard beyond this forum nor go down in history, it needs to be expressed all the same.


My brothers and sisters, our time has come. We shall not live in depressed or repressed contiditions any longer. It is time to be heard, let our voices ring out against the struggle we have been so quiet about.

Yes it is true my brothers and sisters. For too long we have been discriminated against, shunned and treated as not even human. We have been persecuted and we have been mocked. Well let those days end here now and forever.

My fellow fat ass brothers and sisters our time is now.

We need those skinny, in-shape pretty types to realize that it is not our wish to be obese. Nor is it our desire to never be able to turn our backs on an all you can eat buffet.

Those pretty types with all their good genes don't understand the plight of the slow metobolism. They ignore us, mock us and wish we didn't exist. Well to them I say.............help us make this all go away.

How? It is simple. Start mating with us. That's right, you skinny good looking desirable types. You can help my people create a better tomorrow by sexing us today. If your genes are so superior to ours then mating with us is the best way to stamp us out. In time your genes will overcome ours and the offspring that follow will make a better population.

You skinny types need to go out today and everyday here forth and make it your obligation to throw us a hump. You don't have to like it. You don't have to look. Just do it. Do it for a better tomorrow, a healthier tomorrow, a more beautiful society. Live my dream and make it a reality.
Click to expand...

:wally:
 
You Have Laugh I'll Shed A Tear
This is everything I have that qualifies today. None of them are plays yet and I don't feel like putting MrMonkey in a bad spot until I show some signs of getting on track.

Hockey:

Washington/Montreal UNDER 5.5 (-140)
Buffalo/Chicago UNDER 5.5 (-115)
Florida/Colorado OVER 5 (-135)
Montreal-1.5 (+225)
Anaheim -1.5 (+215)

If I decide to make the Washington/Montreal game a play it will either be the total or the puck line because I don't like puck lines with unders. Also if I play any of the totals they will be in parlays because I'm not playing any hockey with more than -110 in juice. There are too many +money opportunities to settle for paying juice in hockey.


College Basketball:

Seton Hall +1
Richmond -2.5
St Joseph's +6
Indiana -3
Drexel -4
Toledo -9
Murray St -8
Drake +2.5
San Diego St +9

I mostly like the title
 
With Wally MIA more and more, we need to get this going strong Kato

wal66
Casper I don't strike calmly and when I do it's completely by accident.
Casper I am an ox and I don't mind breaking the china.

I get it that the majority of your post are fabrications. The sad part about that is that you have to make up bullshit stories to be interesting. When you post legit we get the vaginal crap we've seen in your dealings with this Cali chick.

Again, I don't do calm.

Calm is for pussies and witty brainiac type fuckers, I generally just start punching shit.
Click to expand...
 
wal66
So many threads today that if replied to reveal much about the responders.



I'm 44 now so kids won't be happening. When I was younger I wanted kids so badly. I wanted to raise a child and I wanted to prove that I wasn't my father. that I could love and be there and help in the development of the child. Never married though and never fathered a child. I spent 20 years coching youth though and I was both coach and friend with my players. I looked in on them from time to time to see how life was, I would take players to the mall, movies or parades. I loved my kids and even though I never had any of my own I was a part of hundreds of childrens lives through the years. I am proud of this. I am even more proud when I see a player I once coached in town and they are with their kid and they tell them this is coach Wal.

I don't coach anymore and I kid around when asked and tell people I spent 20 years coaching and finally realized "I hate kids". Obviously it's a joke cause children are amazing and I am still sad that there will never be a lil Wal running around.
Click to expand...
.
 
wal66
Robyn I am sure my answer will only aggravate you but it is truthful at least even if boring. I like a woman who is diversified enough to go with each of the items. Ok maybe not the whiskey and blow but the rest. Course on second thought I do like strippers and porn stars and I wouldn’t have to participate in the refreshment portion I guess.

Tea & Crumpets:
An elegant lady, slightly more mature in age and stature. Obviously preferably English but not a requirement. She would require social events of the arts persuasion naturally. Out of my league on many levels but worth the effort to try and up my game. As for expectations this is a woman that while you certainly wouldn’t turn her down you realize it will take time and definitely be worth the wait.

Wine & Cheese:
She is sophisticated yet simple. She likes long walks in the park that end in a blanket spread on the shoreline as the sun sets. She is romantic but secretly desires to let herself go and be completely uninhibited. While obviously her passions are kept under control you know that this women will be an absolute beast once she lets you in.


Coffee & Scones:
An intellectual, a professional of sorts or maybe along the lines of a librarian. Again this is a woman you aren’t expecting to bed without some extensive effort. She likes to read and loves a lazy afternoon curled up cuddling on the sofa. She likes to travel and a nice Bed and Breakfast in some small little tucked away place makes her happy. She is extremely romantic and appreciates being made love too both physically as well as mentally. Of all the ladies on the list she is the least likely to rush into a sexual situation not because she doesn’t have equal desires but she is the most fearful of letting herself go. When she does though it is the ultimate in experiences because if you are the one whom she trust with what she cherish most you get more from her than of all the other women combined.

Beer & Nuts:
Obviously this is the have fun anywhere type. She doesn’t need to be romanced with fine dining and fancy trips. She doesn’t care if you’re sophisticated or even that well educated, the lady just wants to have fun. The cool thing about her and the fun is it can happen anywhere and involve anything. A movie, the beach, a club, hell she can make a trip to the grocery store an adventure. The sex? Forget about it. This chick is down for the dirty. A good chance you will get to experience just how down she is far sooner than any of the ladies on this list and just as good of a chance that while the experience might be different it won’t be any less memorable.


Soda & Chips:
Lets face it if this is the lady you are with you are taking advantage of some nave younger girl with a daddy complex. You are trying to feel good about getting older and looking to fulfill some sexual fantasy. While it may be true she just doesn’t drink and is super simple the chances are she’s SUPER SEEEMPLE. You’ll find her an easy score though. You won’t be proud or even find the sex to be all that good but hey, she’s barely out of high school and you’re a few years away from social security so what the hell.
Click to expand...
.
 
Blitty
^That might be the saddest post I ever read here. My eyes got a bit itchy.

I feel bad for ever giving coach Wal a hard time now..


Edit: 2 posts above.
Click to expand...
I think Wal proved he wasn't his father by not having children.

Wals father is a father, Wal not.

Still not too late Wallaaaaaay! You can easily convince a poor Mexican broad to have your child.

Creampie anyone?
 
any man with balls and live swimmers can be a father....

Wal, was a Daddy-figure to many young boys that turned into great Dad's no doubt, due to some of his life lessons....

especially the head butt lessons
 
wal66
Coug's, you know the rules. They apply regardless if you have a good excuse or not.

PICKS OR BAN!!!!!!


Don't tell us tales of short skirts and no panties and then tell us you forgot your camera. We don't want teasers Coug's we want upskirt pantiless picks. Don't slip again pal.
Click to expand...
..
 
Last edited:
wal66
No Muddy, even as a fat fck I always had game. I had serious verbal skills with women Muddy. I lost it Mudster. The words would not come out of my mouth, my brain was all foggy. I don't know when this happened. Sure I've been out of practice for a while but I always just assumed I had a natural gift and now I learn I don't. It's not fair Muddy, it's just not fair. If I don't have the gift of gab I have nothing. Muddy, I will become......................a Herman.
Click to expand...
...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.