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They're hard to figger. Last year they were a defense-first team. This year, they had really bad defense - and they upped their wins from 48 to 49.

Meanwhile it's the same coach. He never stopped preaching defense.

Doesn't make sense. Don't know what's going on.
 
I do want Toronto to win today for you guys but I've become convinced Indiana is the better team at this point and will win today. The main reason for this is Lowry for some reason sucks donkey balls in the playoffs.

Sincerely,
Captain obvious
 
Here's how it goes:


Okay the Raptors have looked like total choke artists the last 2 seasons in getting eliminated in the first round - and then this year they looked weak and choke-ish again - BUT - they did manage to squeeze by - so now a huge monkey is off their back and they'll get to playing like total champs.

Their tragically weak shit is only 1st round weak shit - not all-around playoff weak shit.



. . . is what people are telling themselves with a straight face.
 
Here's how it goes:


Okay the Raptors have looked like total choke artists the last 2 seasons in getting eliminated in the first round - and then this year they looked weak and choke-ish again - BUT - they did manage to squeeze by - so now a huge monkey is off their back and they'll get to playing like total champs.

Their tragically weak shit is only 1st round weak shit - not all-around playoff weak shit.



. . . is what people are telling themselves with a straight face.

Pretty much. :dunno:

I just hope that when they eventually lose that they don't get crushed.