Random thoughts

[roguejuror]

I am the opposite, probably due to the influence of gamelive and its philosophy of no-such-thing-as-oversharing. While waiting in line, I would make every effort to draw attention to my large pack of toilet paper and I would strike up a series of consipicuous poses and probably comment to the people in front and behind me, "Hey. Howya doin? I'm going to go home and take a manly shit myself."

Poster of the Month.

 

[Mudcat]

Anyway, I was in the store today and there was this hot chick. She was wearing one of those extended jumper things that turns into a little skirt that barely covered her arse. So she was in front of me in the queue and I saw that she was buying five boxes of x3 packs of condoms and nothing else. The cashier was the chatty kind of guy and he asked her (innocently) "what are you doing this weekend?". I nearly pissed my pants.

This reminds me of the people at my bank. I often withdraw fairly large sums of cash for Western Unions etc., and the tellers - I guess they think they are making acceptable friendly smalltalk - ask what I am going to use the money for.

Like they won't come out and just say that but they'll say shit like, "Going shopping?" or, "Oooh, got some big plans?"

Sometimes they even push it. Like I'll just say, "Business," - in a way that pretty clearly indicates I am brushing them off - but they'll come back with a follow-up question looking for details.

What is that? It definitely goes against how I was brought up. It's like asking people how much money they make at their job. You just don't do it.

But maybe people do these days.

 

[roguejuror]

Mess with them Muddy. Tell them you're going to get a mail order bride from Russia.

 

[Mudcat]

On a related note, you know what TV commercials I hate? Capital One.

What's in my wallet? You're asking what's in my wallet? I'll tell you what's in my wallet.

Fuck you is in my wallet.

 

[MrMonkey]

Exactly Muddy, people always want to know your business. Mind your own. Burns me up so much.

RJ's right, fuk with their head.

 

[Tron]

So annoying when you pay $2.39 for chunks of honeydew melon and it tastes like a semi-sweet flat tire.

 

[Mudcat]

Vivid image.

 

[reno cool]

So annoying when you pay $2.39 for chunks of honeydew melon and it tastes like a semi-sweet flat tire.

Never liked pre cut up fruits and vegetables. Some people will cut up shit and store it, looses it's freshness.

 

[MrX]

Never liked pre cut up fruits and vegetables. Some people will cut up shit and store it, looses it's freshness.

Who's got the time to cut things up, though?

 

[roguejuror]

Who's got the time to cut things up, though?

Blitty?

 

[Mrs. X]

Who's got the time to cut things up, though?

I like to cut stuff up. Only with really sharp knives though.

I just bought a knife sharpener. I sharpened all my Wusthoff knives that had dulled to the point of being more useless than butter knives. Then, I threw a zucchini in the air and cut it in half.

So fun.



*I know you guys are going to try to read more into this but really, I just stick to feeling joyous over the cutting of vegetables.....but not carrots that much, and the onions that make you cry.

 

[reno cool]

What are the Wusthoff knives?

 

[Mrs. X]

What are the Wusthoff knives?

They're the ones that I keep over the stove on the magnet. Wusthoff is a brand. I bought a bunch with Lanie's employee discount when she worked at Crate and Barrel. They're stupidly expensive for knives, but after using them, I'd probably pay full price.

 

[senco78]

anyone ever eat a cumquat?

 

[Tron]

anyone ever eat cum

Nope.

 

[betplom]

Nope.

Daft, its common knowledge that you are a giver, not a taker.

 

[Mudcat]

Do you have something against brunettes, Mudcat?

I may have dismissed this too quickly. I have been watching Modern Family over the last week and the pattern continues to emerge. Something about this chick definitely rubs me the wrong way:

 

[rito]

She's Colombian muddy.