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Here is a pic of some random pens lying around my apartment. This pic is the end table beside where I do most of my sitting.

I like to have pens everywhere, not just my desk. When I have one of my frequent brilliant ideas, I need to be able to jot it down. I have little outbreaks of pens by the bed, on the fridge, on the piano, on the entertainment unit. I counted and there are 13 pens scattered around the joint.

Of course these are plain old Papermate pens and can't compare with the deluxe main pen I posted a pic of before, but I am trying to paint a complete picture of the pen situation.


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There are some things I won't buy when I go to the store. One of them is toilet roll on it's own because it's obvious you've run out and you've popped to the store and you're going right back home to have a dump. It's like buying a copy of Playboy and a box of tissues, just too obvious. It's just too much personal information to give someone so I'll always have to buy some extra stuff to take the heat off the main purchase.

Anyway, I was in the store today and there was this hot chick. She was wearing one of those extended jumper things that turns into a little skirt that barely covered her arse. So she was in front of me in the queue and I saw that she was buying five boxes of x3 packs of condoms and nothing else. The cashier was the chatty kind of guy and he asked her (innocently) "what are you doing this weekend?". I nearly pissed my pants.
 
There are some things I won't buy when I go to the store. One of them is toilet roll on it's own because it's obvious you've run out and you've popped to the store and you're going right back home to have a dump. It's like buying a copy of Playboy and a box of tissues, just too obvious. It's just too much personal information to give someone so I'll always have to buy some extra stuff to take the heat off the main purchase.


I am the opposite, probably due to the influence of gamelive and its philosophy of no-such-thing-as-oversharing. While waiting in line, I would make every effort to draw attention to my large pack of toilet paper and I would strike up a series of consipicuous poses and probably comment to the people in front and behind me, "Hey. Howya doin? I'm going to go home and take a manly shit myself."

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