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Random thoughts

the media/power treats the public like morons all the time. Because they know that we are morons for letting them get away with the shit they do. And so they are right.

One thing that I find annoying is when the "broadcasters" refer to the public as you. Apparently their research indicates that we the pathetic insecure beings that we are, feel somehow soothed and more comfortable when it appears the people in the tv are talking to us personally.
 
muddy a couple of nights ago i had a dream with you (no homo, plom) that we were plucking pineapples high from a tree, i would grab one hand it to you and you put it on the floor and vice versa, now some may think nothing wrong with that but may i remind you pineapples grow above ground, but not our pineapples :nope:

just thought you would appreciate the random thoughts like dream we had

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I don't recall ever having a dream involving forum people, although I do enjoy Hawaiian pizza.


Last night I dreamt I had a weird lumpy growth right in the mustache area of my face. I was looking at myself in the mirror wondering how I was going to shave.
 
I made the sweetest hole in one at mini golf this weekend. The way it inched into the cup was such a thing of beauty I wanted to cry little bacon bits, just so fucking sweet. You all should have seen it you would have been crying at the level of beauty it contained.
 
Another reason to document every fokking moment of your life with your smartphone.

Today's kids have got this one thing right.

Congrats bacon. Few things in this world are more satisfying than a perfect putt-putt putt.
 
So I go into my regular Tim Hortons and I order a coffee.

Server-lady: And a couple of strudels?
Me: Um, no thanks
SL: Oh, haha, well okay. What happened? You always get your 2 strudels.
Me: Actually I have never ordered a strudel. Once in a blue moon I get a sour cream glazed donut. I didn't even know Tim Hortons sold strudel.


She looked at me in such a way that was NOT, "Oh. Whoops. My mistake." It was a look of, "You're playing games with me and lying and I don't like it."


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