Well if you're ever in the neighborhood you should stop by. I have like 10 pairs of designer sunglasses sitting in a bag doing nothing. That's on top of all the sunglasses I have for myself which is probably enough for 2 lifetimes.
Sunglasses are not something lacking around here.
You could have a pair for free. Hell you could have 5 pairs.
When I was in high school, we ate at the food court with our exchange student (from France). Two tables over was the college hockey team. They were dreamy. I went to throw out the trash and dumped the tray in. My father very smoothly (while swearing at me) shoved me to the side and rummaged around in the trash bin until he found the tray to pull out. Right next to the hockey players. I wanted to die.
Dear (hopefully former) loud Motorcycle man from across the street,
I'm going to be honest. I don't care if you're dead, in jail, evicted, lying in a ditch somewhere or what. I'm just glad you're not here, and I thank you for that.
We have a bar next door where hundreds of them gather and hang out on Saturday mornings and it is not 1% as annoying as this friendless loser who tours the development like he thinks he' the second coming of the Sons of Anarchy except that that's all he does because HE HAS NO FRIENDS.
Maid has been here all day... claims that i have a mouse/mice in my big laundry room because she is certain that the little dark looking chunks of stuff on the floor are droppings :donthinkso: ... i didnt have the heart to tell her that last week i took off some muddy shoes and got shit all over the place and said to myself "fuck it, the maid can clean it" .. so i let her put down a mouse trap or 2 behind the dryer.... not a fucking chance in hell my dogs would allow mice to run wild around here