Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Okay here we go again.

 

[Matty]

We can get through this.

 

[wal66]

She is getting better.

So I can't count on you to sign my Ban Cam petition?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wally wants to ban Cami?

What the hell for Wally, it's the closest you'll get to talking to a woman you're not related to this holiday season

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth pal

 

[Teela]

I am making cobber. That is all.

 

[Matty]

Our bosses are organizing a potluck lunch for Christmas. I asked if I could bring whiskey. That was met with laughter.

 

[Teela]

Sooooo...you're bringing whiskey, right?

 

[Matty]

Looks like I'll have to smuggle it, as usual.

Whiskey in my pocket and a big pack of M&M's.

All I do is win.

 

[Matty]

Our receptionist was just praised on Twitter. She's this really strange mix of professional and goofy. She's a spinster who owns 1000's of Viewmaster reels.

I doubt she even knows what Twitter is.

I bet she gambles.

 

[Cami]

So I can't count on you to sign my Ban Cam petition?

Wally....I want to tell you to go fuck yourself. I want to tell you that I think you are an old, fat, miserable bastard who couldn't get laid even if he tried. BUTT, it's a Holiday, and I am in a good mood, so instead I will say, I hope you have a good day, whatever you are doing with it.

 

[Teela]

Wally....I want to tell you to go fuck yourself. I want to tell you that I think you are an old, fat, miserable bastard who couldn't get laid even if he tried. BUTT, it's a Holiday, and I am in a good mood, so instead I will say, I hope you have a good day, whatever you are doing with it.

NOW it feels like the holidays!

 

[mcbaseball10]

 

[wal66]

Example A: Sarcastic and professionally delivered.

So I can't count on you to sign my Ban Cam petition?

Example B: Bitter and personal.

Wally....I want to tell you to go fuck yourself. I want to tell you that I think you are an old, fat, miserable bastard who couldn't get laid even if he tried. BUTT, it's a Holiday, and I am in a good mood, so instead I will say, I hope you have a good day, whatever you are doing with it.

 

[Matty]

Example A: Sarcastic and professionally delivered.

 

[Mudcat]

Ugh.

 

[Mudcat]

My 2 year-old nephew had a new word recently. Heliclopter.

I thought it was pretty good. I like it better with the extra "l" and so now that's how I say it.



Now he has taken it to another level.

Teleheliclopter.

 

[stevek173]

Hey Wally this girl emailed me asking about you, do you want me to hook you guys up?

Match made in heaven imo

Just want you to be happy bubbles

 

[Cami]

My 2 year-old nephew had a new word recently. Heliclopter.

I thought it was pretty good. I like it better with the extra "l" and so now that's how I say it.



Now he has taken it to another level.

Teleheliclopter.

sheesh that's a big word for a little one