Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Roger that.

 

[stevek173]

Steve to bartender: I'll have a dozen wings, spicy garlic

Bartender to steve: Psychedelic?!

This should be a good dinner.

 

[Teela]

After the horrific moving experience over the last two days, the "head cold" that I had suddenly became much worse last night. I took most of the day off because I'm supposed to do a half-marathon tomorrow. I just discovered (although I could have guessed) that I have a fever. It's low right now (99.5), but I took tylenol a couple of hours ago. I'm trying to decide which is more embarrassing: Not doing the half marathon or being carted away in an ambulance at mile one.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't even see how there's a decision. You skip the run. Nothing embarrassing about that.

 

[Teela]

I'm just one of those people that hates bailing on something that I commit to.



Except marriage. I can easily bail on that.

 

[Mudcat]

Agreed. A marriage can be bailed on for any fever over half a degree.

 

[wal66]

The future mother of my child is NOT a quitter. You made a commitment you honor that commitment. Oh, and don't be flirting with the fok'n ambulance attendant on the way to the hospital either.

 

[Teela]

When I went to the fitness and health expo yesterday to pick up my race packet, there were some good looking doctors in scrubs both volunteering and participating. The ambulance isn't sounding so bad now.



...she says while trying to pile as many blankets on as possible while laying on the couch

 

[Cougar Bait]

Swearing like a sailor while standing next to a printer should not only be allowed, it should be expected.

 

[reno cool]

Fuck cilantro

 

[senco78]

Steve to bartender: I'll have a dozen wings, spicy garlic

Bartender to steve: Psychedelic?!

This should be a good dinner.

senco to Xaxbys girl : I'll have the wings and things
girl: what kind of sauce on wings
senco: ranch
girl: no, what kind of sauce on wings
senco: I want ranch!!!
girl giggles: no, on the wings, what sauce you want w/ the wings
senco : I'll spell it for you R A N C H
girl: sir , it comes with ranch, what flavor of sauce do you want ON the wings?
senco: Ohh, why didnt ya say so. I'll have mild #burnedout

 

[SoV]

Nice sov. How you did in latin america?

Decent. Got most in latin america. Helped that I took a latin american studies class where we did map work. Europe was the toughest

Talking about Europe, I hate the french. HATE them. Always had history with them but this french chick in college has just made me despise them immensely.

FUCK FRANCE

 

[SoV]

Roommate's gf just faceplanted in her scooby doo costmune

 

[stevek173]

senco to Xaxbys girl : I'll have the wings and things
girl: what kind of sauce on wings
senco: ranch
girl: no, what kind of sauce on wings
senco: I want ranch!!!
girl giggles: no, on the wings, what sauce you want w/ the wings
senco : I'll spell it for you R A N C H
girl: sir , it comes with ranch, what flavor of sauce do you want ON the wings?
senco: Ohh, why didnt ya say so. I'll have mild #burnedout

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[roguejuror]

senco to Xaxbys girl : I'll have the wings and things
girl: what kind of sauce on wings
senco: ranch
girl: no, what kind of sauce on wings
senco: I want ranch!!!
girl giggles: no, on the wings, what sauce you want w/ the wings
senco : I'll spell it for you R A N C H
girl: sir , it comes with ranch, what flavor of sauce do you want ON the wings?
senco: Ohh, why didnt ya say so. I'll have mild #burnedout

 

[Mudcat]

I noticed in the last little while that Dan Lebatard has a daily TV show with his dad. I think it's called Questionable (??)

I like Lebatard. I know him from regular guest appearances on PTI and I find him reasonably entertaining with a point of view that is often refreshing.

Now I am not going to let my lack of knowledge about his current show prevent me from commenting on it. I haven't seen a ton of it but I've seen a bit and here's what I am going to say:

get rid of the dad.

Dad does not have any great knowledge of sports nor being a broadcast personality. Dad is a novelty. He is adorable - I guess he is Mexican (??) and he has the nasal accent and for some reason that is supposed to be cute and he milks that - and I think the father-son dynamic is also supposed to score cute points - but I'm saying no.



It all reminds me of that Partridge Family episode where the granddad comes out in one of their shows (for some reason) and sings Bye Bye Blackbird. Even though it is not the fabulous rock music for which people go to Partridge Family concerts, the crowd accepts it. They cheer.

The reason: it is a novelty. Granddad doesn't realize it but the applause is basically condescending. He continues to participate in the shows.

And then at some point granddad sees a write-up of one of their shows where he is described as "camp."

He is heart-broken but he has learned a difficult truth. And he stops being part of Partridge Family shows. Rightly so.



That's what Lebatard's dad needs to learn and do.

 

[Mudcat]

Now these fucking things, I don't care for one bit:

 

[roguejuror]

Do this when you have time Muddy. Individually by continent I can get them all before times runs out but I was jumping around. Pointing them by map only Oceania gives me trouble. 144 in 15 minutes.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world