Random thoughts

[kato]

13 people dead over 50 injured

jesus

 

[Mudcat]

I'm not sure how you can reduce a whole country to an essence

What can I say? - I'm an artist.

I can reduce a whole country to a partially stocked office supplies closet.

Even just one paperclip if necessary.

 

[Matty]

Well? Show your work young man.

 

[Mudcat]

Oh. Right.

Here:

 

[rito]

I suppose moving to Aurora is now out.

 

[Saulty]

You can get shot any time of the day by a lunatic. The odds of being shot by lunatic are very small.

 

[betplom]

For most states other than Colorado

 

[rito]

You can get shot any time of the day by a lunatic. The odds of being shot by lunatic are very small.

Obviously pavy. Try explaing that to my wives family.

This place is murder central but no one goes into Movie Theaters and shoots people at random.

 

[reno cool]

man, I guess I should look this up.

 

[MrMonkey]

As for Fred Willard. I don't know what I want to say about him. I guess two things.

1) Good for you still being horny at age 78.

2) Dude. Technology has advanced to the point where you can easily get your porn at home. So do that.

Not a lawyer but using the going senile defense should get him off! And your right Muddy, get off at home Freddy in private! Jesuss!!!

 

[Saulty]

Obviously pavy. Try explaing that to my wives family.

This place is murder central but no one goes into Movie Theaters and shoots people at random.

I know what you mean. My dad always calls me to see if I'm OK when he sees tornado damage in Kansas on TV even though we live in Georgia.

 

[Saulty]

Not a lawyer but using the going senile defense should get him off! And your right Muddy, get off at home Freddy in private! Jesuss!!!

Give the old man a break. When you are married you can't get any privacy at home.

 

[Matty]

Oh. Right.

Here:

Fine, I'll go first. In one word, the essence - or national personality - of:

USA - boastful
Canada - homely

 

[Matty]

Can we at least dress him so that he doesn't look like a fucking bookkeeper?

 

[FairWarning]

13 people dead over 50 injured

jesus

71 shot now. Bet we can rehabilitate him. :

What would Canada do with him?

 

[reno cool]

boy, homely is not very encouraging. I'd a gone with friendly and better looking but I've only met like a dozen

 

[Saulty]

71 shot now. Bet we can rehabilitate him. :

What would Canada do with him?

I don't think all the injured are shot. Some of the injured have lung issues from breathing the tear gas he threw in before started shooting.

 

[Mudcat]

Two random thoughts about today's visit to my doctor's office:



1) The reading material in the waiting room consisted of ~4 issues of a magazine called Vintages - about wine - and a stack of the same copy of a magazine called Parenting.

Worst. WaitingRoomReadingMaterial. Ever.



2) Not having anything to read, I observed the people around me more. There are some bad looking people. There has been some recent controversy about Ontario doctors overcharging OHIP but when I see those people - particularly the woman right across from me with her 300+ pounds hanging all over the place and her haggish smoker's face - I don't know that there is enough money to make me deal with her physiology.