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I don't care if they want to start moving stuff the previous evening or some shit. It's the "enormous greenhouse" part that sounds a bit wtf.

They also don't mind us moving out late on the 1st, said they were planning to move during the evening/night anyway. A Sunday night.

What have I done. :facepalm:
 
Matty
I don't care if they want to start moving stuff the previous evening or some shit. It's the "enormous greenhouse" part that sounds a bit wtf.

They also don't mind us moving out late on the 1st, said they were planning to move during the evening/night anyway. A Sunday night.

What have I done. :facepalm:
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Man. How much weed is gonna be growing in your current apartment?

I can only imagine.
 
I don't know if it's weed, but either way, it's not my problem. I found these hippies over craigslist, they gave me all their info and references, I forwarded that to the landlord and he didn't verify anything or call anyone. He trusted me to find "good people".

It's Craigslist man.
 
Jaysus gl gl Matty.

On a side note every once in awhile Tosh reminds me why I still look at people's chit on Facebook.

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I understand that someone named Wallenda is going to walk over Niagara Falls on a tightrope. I further understand that he is going to be wearing a tether so there is no actual danger.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now it should probably be clarified that the tether was not his idea. So I am not saying he is a pussy-ass pussy here. Some government laid down the law that it was either a tether or no-go. Lawyers are at the root of it, you know that. Dude falls off the rope into the maelstrom and there are going to be 15 different kinds of idiotic lawsuits. You know that.

Anyway, I guess there is money in it for the dude either way so he didn't do the manly thing and say fok you. He should have but I don't begrudge the guy making a buck I guess.

I can't think of anything more useless though: tightrope walking with a tether. The whole point of tightrope walking is the danger. Someone does a tightrope act and you say, "Man that guy's got some balls."

That's the point.

But dude does it with a tether and then what do you say? "Man that guy has some reasonably good balance. I mean I guess he should; he has been practicing that ridiculous obscure skill his whole life. And that tightrope is actually quite a bit thicker than I would have imagined so it's not like walking on an actual rope. But still, I wouldn't want to challenge him to a contest to see who could walk the furthest along the curb without stepping off because he would probably win because he definitely has some good balance."



Stupid fucking spectacle.
 
Real men go down the falls in a steel barrel.

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Speaking of which, there is a whole room dedicated to the "daredevils of Niagara Falls" in one of the attractions there, I forget which. It lists the person's name, the method used for the stunt, and the cause of death.

:lmao:
 
October 1st 1995
Robert Overcracker rides a jetski over the brink of the Horseshoe Falls to help promote awareness for the homeless. His parachute did not open and Robert ended up promoting better parachutes. He plunged to his death and his body was never recovered. An Egyptian tourist captured this amazing image.

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:lmao:
 
Mudcat
I understand that someone named Wallenda is going to walk over Niagara Falls on a tightrope. I further understand that he is going to be wearing a tether so there is no actual danger.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now it should probably be clarified that the tether was not his idea. So I am not saying he is a pussy-ass pussy here. Some government laid down the law that it was either a tether or no-go. Lawyers are at the root of it, you know that. Dude falls off the rope into the maelstrom and there are going to be 15 different kinds of idiotic lawsuits. You know that.

Anyway, I guess there is money in it for the dude either way so he didn't do the manly thing and say fok you. He should have but I don't begrudge the guy making a buck I guess.

I can't think of anything more useless though: tightrope walking with a tether. The whole point of tightrope walking is the danger. Someone does a tightrope act and you say, "Man that guy's got some balls."

That's the point.

But dude does it with a tether and then what do you say? "Man that guy has some reasonably good balance. I mean I guess he should; he has been practicing that ridiculous obscure skill his whole life. And that tightrope is actually quite a bit thicker than I would have imagined so it's not like walking on an actual rope. But still, I wouldn't want to challenge him to a contest to see who could walk the furthest along the curb without stepping off because he would probably win because he definitely has some good balance."



Stupid fucking spectacle.
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What if that tether was attached to his balls? Would that make him enough man for ya?

Muddy, you should do it in your orange shorts while playing one of you original songs and not wear the tether and give a big FOK U to the tether requiring establishments around the world. Show'em Muddy!
 
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