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Mattay
Sorry about the dog pal. Most of us here know what it's like to lose a pet.
Are you considering having the dog stuffed (like a trophy Musky) by a taxidermist so you could mount him on the wall?
(When I say "mount him" I'm not talking about the usual "dog mounting" like when they hump your leg but more like a showcasing.)
Taxidermists gotta eat too, pal.
I just watched a show on E-Network (go ahead with the gay crap) that was their version of Pawn Shop. It's on Rodeo Drive or something but it's ultra exclusive uber expensive only type crap.
Amyway this gay dude comes in with his dog but he's not there to pawn or sell anything, he's there to buy. He ends up buying a Gucci dog collar for $25,000. That wasn't a typo he paid 25 large for a friggin dog collar.
Matty a taxidermist won't run you more than around $400 in some parts down here. You could get Pogo, the roommate turned girlfriend soon-to-be wife, Fiver and probably throw in Plommer all stuffed and mounted and still have enough left over to fly MadMaxx first class to Florida to burn Bread's house down for what they guy paid for a stupid dog collar.
How did you not immediately change the channel or find something better to do?
I don't get Americans.
I don't get Americans.
I don't get Americans.
Would you consider yourself an American?
I'm not asking if you consider yourself a typical American.
But are you an American, SIR?
I consider myself an American though no one else does