Random thoughts

[housepicks]

Googling "what to get wife for first anniversary" returns 172 million results.

I'm checking for a friend.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00SM4INQY/ref=mp_s_a_1_8?qid=1436489470&sr=1-8&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004P...+for+women&dpPl=1&dpID=41tYOc93fdL&ref=plSrch

 

[Matty]

We had sex last weekend. Was wild.

 

[housepicks]

What trash.

 

[Blitty]

A mondegreen is a mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase as a result of near-homophony, in a way that gives it a new meaning.

 

[bacon]

what in the fuck

 

[betplom]

Residents are creeped out by this photo of a UFO cloud hovering over Terrace, British Columbia

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/c...hoto-of-a-ufo-cloud-hovering-over-terrace-b-c

 

[Mudcat]

I didn't know the term was mondegreen but there are many famous ones there.


Hendrix singing

Scuse me while I kiss this guy
(Scuse me while I kiss the sky)



Elton John:

Hold me closer Tony Danza



A personal favorite from Celine Dion

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the hot dogs go on.

 

[reno cool]

According to Wikipedia there's one Jew in Afghanistan

 

[roguejuror]

According to Wikipedia there's one Jew in Afghanistan

More elusive than the Clymer Asian.

 

[betplom]

More elusive than the Clymer Asian.

or an Ethiopian chicken.

 

[Saulty]

Wonder how many Greeks are still in Afghanistan from the time of Alexander.

But kudos to the only Jew in Afghanistan. Not sure why he doesn't get married to a nice gal from the Bronx.

 

[roguejuror]

Wonder how many Greeks are still in Afghanistan from the time of Alexander.

But kudos to the only Jew in Afghanistan. Not sure why he doesn't get married to a nice gal from the Bronx.

 

[Matty]

Me - Babay, don't sit on the cat. Get up.
Babay - *remains seated on the cat*
Me - Get up! *pulls babay up*
Babay - *whines*
Me - Don't sit on the cat. The cat is not a seat.
Babay - *cries*
Me - Fine, sit on the cat.
Babay - *sits back on the cat*

Cat remains immobile throughout the whole scene.

#parentlife

 

[housepicks]

Animal abuser

 

[housepicks]

Took my daughter fishing today.

Caught no fish.

We settled for catching frogs.

Now I need to go buy 50$ worth of shit to house some frogs.



Fuck you frogs.

 

[Matty]

Baby and I are staying home today.

Just how nontoxic is nontoxic chalk?

 

[bacon]

slackers

 

[Matty]

Answer my question. Eat a full chalk stick (a red one) and report back.