Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Man I would not feel good about that.

Unsatisfyin'.

 

[FairWarning]

I had to sit through Nelly, TLC and New Kids on the Block last night and again tonight... God help me.


After the concert last night I took the subway home and the smell of mixed fat chick perfume was quite overwhelming... It was like being on a subway with 1000 perfume-ey clucking hens...

Did you see Rush?

 

[mrquincy]

Did you see Rush?

Not this time. I turned it down actually. I worked them the last time and that was enough for me. Their concerts are REALLY long and I could not sit thru them again... New Kids are on stage for about 1.5 hours compared to 3 h 45 min of RUSH with an intermission on top.

 

[bacon]

That's a shitload of Rush.

 

[roguejuror]

That's a shitload of Rush.

they take naps at intermission

 

[bacon]

 

[Mudcat]

STROMO


A gay male that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or does not have limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Agenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!

 

[Matty]

I dunno. Fuck it.

 

[Mudcat]

Well okay. I guess someone could do that.

 

[roguejuror]

looks like a Central American monarch

 

[Matty]

 

[Matty]

Who's doing the raping?

 

[Matty]

Doug died.

[TWEET]616245542541246464[/TWEET]

 

[bacon]

I'd like my obituary to read like that.

To the point, no frills. This happened, move along.

Well done, Doug supporters, well done.

 

[Matty]

A lot of people are going to be upset when they read that bacon died.

 

[bacon]

Yeah well maybe they should have been more appreciative when I was here.

Bacon - appreciate it.

 

[reno cool]

Yeah well maybe they should have been more appreciative when I was here.

Bacon - appreciate it.

 

[Matty]

So I'm texting back and forth with my landlord and he won't stop typing "kool".

-Sure, $25 raise is fine.
-Kool. When can we meet?
-I'll meet you at your office next week.
-Ok kool.