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I have an idea! Quickie contest between Saulty and Blitty? Since you guys are at the locales that have women scantily clad earlier in season than the rest of us guys can view, who gets the random phone pic of the sexier/hot woman wins the prize? As many entries as you want are allowed! And begin! :bringit:
 
There is this girl around I think I'm going to hang out with and treat like a queen. She's way too young for me but legal and I just think it's going to be a great win for the both of us. She plays with me if I start. I decide to mess with her so I say no I don't have time to give you that card after being completely nice ten seconds later. Then I throw money on the ground for her to pick up for my gasoline. She calmly stares me in the eye and picks it up no smile, no laugh no what the fuck just a stare right into my eyes. Well when I walk out guess what it says see cashier. She calmly looks me dead in the eye and says in very aloof fashion "oh, ok I'll switch it" as her friend is dying. She started this shit by fake yawning like she was holding my dick in her mouth and giggling and I didn't even understand what happened until a few days later. So I acted all gay like "whatever" "pfft" over and over again to try to make her lose her shit but she's good. When she was trying to scan my card and I kept flipping it over and waving it around I caught her for half a second. But now, now she plays back, and hard, with the evil stare every fucking time. I get the feeling no kids, man or any real world problems but I have to confirm.

Kitty wants to play.

We will play.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Think I'm going to go ahead and dive in. The water looks euphoric. It is my turn to mindfuck her. I think I am going to bring in the catnip I just bought somewhere else and ask her if she wants to play with it. Yeah I think that's it. I'll ask if I can return it first. Then I will shine the pen light right into her eyes as I ask her if she's sure she doesn't want to play with it. Then I will order gas at the wrong pump. Then I'll have her bend over to grab me some vape as my card goes flying behind her so she has to spin around like a lost little kitten to grab that for me, I mean because if she didn't then that would just be rude. The goal is to make her fall on the ground laughing. And then payback. I almost fell from the gas pump incident but I more just shook my head and thought what a naughty kitty.

Naughty, naughty very naughty kitty. I'll make her chase her own tail just need to establish how. She is just waiting though it's always the raised eyebrow until I start then the stare.

I'll post a picture of her eye and probably get her posting here.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the show.

Her eyes are so sweet I could never hurt her, just make her dreams come true but I have to confirm no kids or man. will keep you posted.

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reno cool
good job bacon. My slogan is:"old cheap shit, somebody's gotta buy it" :dunno:
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Thanks man I could easily cross the hoarder line so have to watch my step.

Reno wait until you see this one man. Holy Christ. I am loading up on Gatorade dude cause man I am going to fucking need it.

Sincerely,

Dead man

I am taking her down next fucking time I see her she's already been telling me what fucking time she gets off from work so in other words "why don't you come meet me"

But no. Bacon can be so fast yet soooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwww.

#shouldalreadybehittingit:

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I wonder what she's into, besides destroying me.

I think she'd enjoy picking up random garage sale shit with me then some lunch at this place I like and some mini golf. Maybe some sex but I'm not really into that. I mean people who have sexual relations without being married are just so ew.

We'll see where it goes but dayum once it goes where I think it's going y'all are gonna shit yourselves bowdown and highfive at the same time.

I'll clean up the mess.

I swear to God wtf is her deal anyway. She must not have seen the SBR Poker Leaderboard. I trap.

Kitty gets trapped. Kitty like trap.

Did someone hire her? I mean what in the fuck? A yawn giggle I say get a cup of coffee and it's ignored, now I understand why. Because she knew she was taking my ass down.

I am going to hit that so fucking hard and soft, whatever works for her, same as Matty's wife.
 
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So tonight I stop in and this ridiculous blonde that is probably her friend stops in the doorway, smiles at me big and every time I try to talk she random babbles over me. I apologize for being in her way but then realize I wasn't in her way at all as she marches off. I'd say what the fuck but I get it - they know I'm a big swinging dick and they are showing me who they think is in control. I am going to keep fighting back too. I am a one man fucking army and I cannot be contained. Also odds of me getting killed by a bunch of hotties just went down to +800 at 5doofuses.org. Also none of this true and is happening every day. Keep it comin ladies. I fucking am about to own HER and ALL of YOU. You will do as I like and you will thank me for beckoning you. Also don't give me no shit from dudes I'm not a threat to anyone's girl except Matty's wife. Now clean up my fucking house so we can all enjoy eachother's company, dammit. I DON'T and WON'T do housework. Do it scantily clad for Plommer, thank you. I get what I want from YOU. KNOW YOUR FUCKING ROLES.
 
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Tron
What overhang? I don't see it.
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There are little slats at the edge of every stair. ~1 inch wide that protrude a slight bit. If the cat was going up they would be on the horizontal part of the stair and would be hilariously ridiculous trip hazards. No one would ever make stairs that way.

But they are overhang as some styles of stairs have.

I also feel like the cat's tail would be in a different position if it was going upwards. More straight back. But that is a more subtle point and could be explained away as a momentary anomaly.



Or - OR - the cat could be backing up the stairs.


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FW my bad dude. The list of posters I've apologized to just keeps growing and growing. You're a cool dude. I start meds last week this month and it should help to smooth things out. I couldn't start it sooner because a prescription for one month at my dosage is over a grand and on May 1st my benefits kick in, eliminating that issue. But yeah I apologize and I hope you are doing well.

K so blondie wtf was she even saying? This WAS the same one the kid opened the door for. But she made sure to say it only when I was talking and to stomp off, I had my mind set on something else I was just really tired. So went to Walmart last night and a couple comes up to me at the register somehow everyone starts talking about Star Wars. This nice lady not my type but I could see her being the type for many tells me in response to me saying that I prefer Fight Club that she watched MMA while in labor to get her by. You know who I never want to piss off? HER. She kept taking selfies of herself but every time it looked like I was in view? I am going to see if the one wants to chill but blondie was looking PRO model yesterday was not fucking around and has entered my radar. Really like the one though, haven't seen her in a bit but that stare honestly? Reminds me of Nookie - but better. Nookie was too playful. You cannot play with me - you need to destroy me before I destroy you every time. That scolding look like what a bad boy. Phew after work and pumping iron and maybe a trip into the city. Need a new shirt AHA is kickass so is polo but I think a black polo.

I think Saultzer was right. Word's out and I'm probably most eligible in the area.

You know what though? I LOVE pretty flowers. Just such wonder colors, smells and sounds this time of year. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing.
 
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