Hooligans Sportsbook

Random thoughts

I have decided to argue with the blonde next time she tries that shit. blah blah blah "you can't call me that in front of all these people" "I didn't call you anything" "go sports" something like that.

NO ONE owns bacon. That is TWO strikes. Three and she is going into fucking orbit.
 
There is this girl around I think I'm going to hang out with and treat like a queen. She's way too young for me but legal and I just think it's going to be a great win for the both of us. She plays with me if I start. I decide to mess with her so I say no I don't have time to give you that card after being completely nice ten seconds later. Then I throw money on the ground for her to pick up for my gasoline. She calmly stares me in the eye and picks it up no smile, no laugh no what the fuck just a stare right into my eyes. Well when I walk out guess what it says see cashier. She calmly looks me dead in the eye and says in very aloof fashion "oh, ok I'll switch it" as her friend is dying. She started this shit by fake yawning like she was holding my dick in her mouth and giggling and I didn't even understand what happened until a few days later. So I acted all gay like "whatever" "pfft" over and over again to try to make her lose her shit but she's good. When she was trying to scan my card and I kept flipping it over and waving it around I caught her for half a second. But now, now she plays back, and hard, with the evil stare every fucking time. I get the feeling no kids, man or any real world problems but I have to confirm.

Kitty wants to play.

We will play.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Think I'm going to go ahead and dive in. The water looks euphoric. It is my turn to mindfuck her. I think I am going to bring in the catnip I just bought somewhere else and ask her if she wants to play with it. Yeah I think that's it. I'll ask if I can return it first. Then I will shine the pen light right into her eyes as I ask her if she's sure she doesn't want to play with it. Then I will order gas at the wrong pump. Then I'll have her bend over to grab me some vape as my card goes flying behind her so she has to spin around like a lost little kitten to grab that for me, I mean because if she didn't then that would just be rude. The goal is to make her fall on the ground laughing. And then payback. I almost fell from the gas pump incident but I more just shook my head and thought what a naughty kitty.

Naughty, naughty very naughty kitty. I'll make her chase her own tail just need to establish how. She is just waiting though it's always the raised eyebrow until I start then the stare.

I'll post a picture of her eye and probably get her posting here.

Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the show.

Her eyes are so sweet I could never hurt her, just make her dreams come true but I have to confirm no kids or man. will keep you posted.

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OK, I just saw this.

Nice thread Baconballs.

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