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Lookit this dickwad in the gold Sebring (or whatever it is).

I hate stupid dickwads.

The situation is we have very limited visitor parking here. Like it's ridiculous. There are basically 5 spots out front here for 2 buildings.

Now you can see the little area between the crescent driveway. If people park right - like if they think just a little bit - three cars can park there. So if you pull up at a time no one is there, you either park as far to the front/back as possible, or right in the middle.

But I swear this dick NEVER parks that way. Not even by accident. He always parks in a stupid way so only two cars can park there.

Now I might not expect someone parking there for the first time to clue in to the implications. I myself would - I would just naturally pull as far forward as I could - but unfortunately many people just aren't blessed with the power of anticipation.

But this dick has been parking there basically every day for years.

Here's the stupidest part: he fucks himself. Sometimes he will park in a way so that only two cars will fit there - and a second car will come along and park - then he'll leave temporarily - and someone will take his place - and he will come back but there's nowhere for him to park. Because of his own lack of anticipation/consideration, he is fucked. But he never seems to put 2 and 2 together and change his ways.

What a stupid dickwad.


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Mudddaaaay!

Deep breaths pal, deep breaths.

I don't think I've seen you so excited before.

Muddaaaay! It fucking poured rain here for 11 hours straight yesterday then overnight it turned to snow and its a fukking mess right now, the Trans-Canada had to be closed from Brandon,MB to Moosomin, SK because the roads were so bad.

Brutal!

(It has been in the high teens (Celsuis -dumericans) and sunny for a week straight until yesterday)
All the snow was gone and the flooding was clearing up.

It was so bad today they canceled work for 90% of the workers, myself included.

On a good note my $5 Lotto Max ticket had 3 of 6 numbers + bonus for a $20 prize!
 
wal66
So why wouldn't a concerned neighbor simply go down and spray two evenly spaced lines on the curb and create three parking spaces?
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Yeah I dunno. I mean there is no actual curb there; you'd have to spraypaint the road; but the concept is the same. I never park there so it is not the sort of thing I would think of taking upon myself but if it's legal, it is a good, reasonable idea.

I suppose someone could just leave a friendly note on his windshield too. If I had to guess, he is just too dumb to think the situation through and as soon as someone explained it to him in plain English, he might see the light.

Then again maybe not.

Personally I'd like to shoot him. Not actually kill him but wing him. You know, if I had any ammo left over after shooting the Harleys out from under the obnoxious bikers.
 
Speaking of applying spray paint to curbs. I guess the law in NYC is that you have to be like 15 feet from each side of a fire hydrant. Parking is already super hard to find as it is and I have gotten 2 $115 tickets already from this. Even though in my mind I was a good distance from the hydrant. Designated lines would help very much here. I'm guessing the only reason they wouldn't do it is because they thrive on the monies obtained from the ticketing..?
 
Mudcat
Lookit this dickwad in the gold Sebring (or whatever it is).

I hate stupid dickwads.

The situation is we have very limited visitor parking here. Like it's ridiculous. There are basically 5 spots out front here for 2 buildings.

Now you can see the little area between the crescent driveway. If people park right - like if they think just a little bit - three cars can park there. So if you pull up at a time no one is there, you either park as far to the front/back as possible, or right in the middle.

But I swear this dick NEVER parks that way. Not even by accident. He always parks in a stupid way so only two cars can park there.

Now I might not expect someone parking there for the first time to clue in to the implications. I myself would - I would just naturally pull as far forward as I could - but unfortunately many people just aren't blessed with the power of anticipation.

But this dick has been parking there basically every day for years.

Here's the stupidest part: he fucks himself. Sometimes he will park in a way so that only two cars will fit there - and a second car will come along and park - then he'll leave temporarily - and someone will take his place - and he will come back but there's nowhere for him to park. Because of his own lack of anticipation/consideration, he is fucked. But he never seems to put 2 and 2 together and change his ways.

What a stupid dickwad.


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that would piss me off too. Hate when people reduce the number of spots on streets with stupid shananigans.

I think by now someone else would have taking a picture like this, printed it out. wrote a little not on the back with a diagram and and explanation of why the sebring guy is dumb. and leave it under his windshield.

Muddy due it

if you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem
 
Blitty
Speaking of applying spray paint to curbs. I guess the law in NYC is that you have to be like 15 feet from each side of a fire hydrant. Parking is already super hard to find as it is and I have gotten 2 $115 tickets already from this. Even though in my mind I was a good distance from the hydrant. Designated lines would help very much here. I'm guessing the only reason they wouldn't do it is because they thrive on the monies obtained from the ticketing..?
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My guess is plommer is behind it somehow.
 
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