Random thoughts

[betplom]

I was just looking for some information on a product - and I figured it would fall under the heading of Frequently Asked Questions - but when I went on the website, it had Commonly Asked Questions.

CAQ's.

I can't believe no one at the company has heard of the acronym FAQ's. They must have made the judgment to try something a little different.

Bad call.

Not necessarily. If they are in the business of selling dildo's or Viagra then CAQ's is an excellent choice.

 

[Mudcat]

CAQ's might also be a reasonable acronym for a site that sells caskets and funeral supplies.

 

[fiveteamer]

Big Al was right

 

[Mudcat]

About what, kemo sabe?

 

[roguejuror]

I was just looking for some information on a product - and I figured it would fall under the heading of Frequently Asked Questions - but when I went on the website, it had Commonly Asked Questions.

CAQ's.

I can't believe no one at the company has heard of the acronym FAQ's. They must have made the judgment to try something a little different.

Bad call.

Must be some British in charge, they like complicating shit like that.

 

[Blitty]

Scuba is a neat acronym

 

[Mudcat]

It is pretty deluxe, yes.

 

[Tron]

 

[Matty]

+1

 

[wal66]

Why do they insist on continually putting black jellybeans in the package?
Do you even know anyone who actually likes the black jellybeans?
I've honestly never known anyone who liked black jellybeans.

 

[Mudcat]

I like black jellybeans. They are probably my second favorite after red.

Same deal with jujubes. If I eat jujubes with Jenny, I get all her black ones. I like that.

Her feelings about black jujubes would be the same as yours about black jelly beans. She is like, "Why?"

Fortunately there is me.

 

[reno cool]

Fortunately there is me.

Muddaay!

 

[Tron]

Remember when I made a video with me making a drink out of egg nog and whiskey? wtf?

 

[Archie]

was driving to a meeting this morning and was at a red light and I just started picking the hell out of my nose....

I mean I was really digging......

I think I got both booger and scab eventually. I examined it closely and even saw a nose hair attached in there....


I felt really SATISFIED ya know. are there other big time fans of nose picking, scab picking, pimple popping, dandruff scratching here?

I love that shit.


anywho to finish the story i'm at the next red light a few streets down and I'm digging into the adjacent nostril and I"m just going to town.

and I had that freeze moment a few milliseconds after a car pulled up alongside me in the other lane........

and i'm like fuk I just gotta busted with my finger up my nose...whatever i'll look over and just see their "shock" or dismay and shrug it off, cuz i'm never gonna see them again


I look over and its a dude on his way to work presumably and he is digging in his nostril AND bobbing his head to some musical beat I couldn't hear.


God Bless the nose pickers

 

[fiveteamer]

"I'm not really into giving blowjobs..."

Really?

 

[Blitty]

"I'm not really into giving blowjobs..."

Really?

Woah. When I read this post I had dejavu. I typed that exact statement word for word at some point.

 

[fiveteamer]

Common

 

[MooseHead]

"I'm not really into giving blowjobs..."

Really?

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