Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

Plus there are the snails. It was raining not too long ago and for some reason, snails want to cross that path when it rains. Something inside their little snail brains tells them that's the place to go.

But then the rain stops and the sun comes out and suddenly there is all kinds of traffic. Walkers, runners, bikers, rollerbladers, skateboarders, dogs. The snails are all over the path like sitting ducks. Poor bastards are just so slow. And they're small and they kind of blend in. You can try to watch for them on your bike but by the time you see them, you're on top of them. And plus you do need to watch ahead where you're going.

Crunched snails all over the place. Why does their brain tell them to go there?



The whole world is one big neverending Shakespearean tragedy.

 

[Archie]

I think they are trying to escape the micro scopic floods and drownings like worms. and they need to find food

 

[Blitty]

If a guy wants a girlfriend, he has to be confident, strong, handsome, nice but not too nice, a good listener, thoughtful, fun, intelligent, passionate and have a career. If a girl wants a boyfriend, she just has to be skinny and/or really horny all the time.

 

[Matty]

Fiver is my bitch for eternity.

:sloppyseconds:

 

[Blitty]

Fiver is my bitch for eternity.

:sloppyseconds:

Did he bang anne?

 

[Matty]

Did he bang anne?

Let's just say that two Gamelivers have failed to come in the same cunt.

 

[Blitty]

Awesome.
:what?:

 

[Matty]

She's unbelievably loose.

 

[Mudcat]

But you say he failed? No wonder he was pining for meatball last night.

 

[Matty]

Wow, I posted that.



Muddy I'm sure he gave it an honest try, but it's like fucking a ball of cotton candy.

 

[Mudcat]

Oh dear. I thought when you said "loose" you meant one thing but I guess you meant the other.

 

[Matty]

 

[fiveteamer]

It didn't fucking happen, stop saying that.

Thank god I didn't send meatball an e-mail. Someone needs to erase that e-mail address from my memory.

 

[Blitty]

Wait.

So you both penetrated this hefty chick and neither one of you could finish, due to lack of friction and elasticity?

 

[Mudcat]

Lately this thread just goes from one Shakespearean tragedy to the next.

 

[fiveteamer]

No blitty. Drunk Matty last night seemed to have this idea in his head about me going where he has gone. I think it was all the big sausages he was eating.

 

[Matty]

Miscommunication. My bad.

She's really loose though.

 

[Blitty]

If it's loose for matt, imagine how Wally would fare in there...