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Muddy this isn’t an Ask Muddy thread but this question is completely random so maybe it should kind of go here.

If Jenny decided she wanted you to have a sexual free-for-all with you fantasy woman (say Flo for instance) but the stipulation was you had to agree to get a Prince Albert, do you get freaky Muddy?

Wakky, you have a sick and twisted world perspective boy.
 
Blitty, in life we often must face difficult choices if we are to enjoy pleasurable rewards.

Daft, the fact that you took the baby pic and my sexual dilemma question to Muddy and associated them together might be a cry for help or at the very least an attempt to come clean. Daft you might want to see the department shrink to see if there is a correlation there. Stop trying to be a detective Daft and stick with Bike Patrol.

Plommer, nope cant say that I have. I have been with a plumper or two but never one with few/no teeth or odor issues.
 
Daft, the fact that you took the baby pic and my sexual dilemma question to Muddy and associated them together might be a cry for help or at the very least an attempt to come clean. Daft you might want to see the department shrink to see if there is a correlation there. Stop trying to be a detective Daft and stick with Bike Patrol.

issues.


When in doubt just reverse the implication that was made against you and put it right back on the other guy.

When in doubt just fall back to the "lolz you were on Bike Patrol" punch line.

Just keep telling yourself that you're not creepy, Wally. Maybe one day it just might come true.





But I seriously doubt it.
 
Muddy this isn’t an Ask Muddy thread but this question is completely random so maybe it should kind of go here.

If Jenny decided she wanted you to have a sexual free-for-all with you fantasy woman (say Flo for instance) but the stipulation was you had to agree to get a Prince Albert, do you get freaky Muddy?


After looking up what a Prince Albert is . . .

Probably not. I would not want that at all. That is one of the more unappealing prospects I can imagine. The thought of having it done disgusts me, and the thought of living with it afterwards appalls me. Other than that it might be pretty good though.

No but seriously man, I guess it depends what is meant by a free-for-all. If that is just a one night thing, no fecking way, I would not permanently mutilate my dingus for that.

If I could negotiate terms like I could have sex with my dream girl x number of times a week for the rest of my life, I would consider it. Hell I'd probably go for it. But no way am I carving up Mudcat Jr. for some short-term fling. I don't care who the girl is.
 
Muddy the fact that you Googled Prince Albert made this questionably creepy question worth it. The fact that you would have to consider it based on long-term getting freaky with it makes me smile a little bit Muddy.

You're more open-minded than I am Muddy. Regardless if I have put lil Wal out to pasture or not I couldn't even contemplate it.
 
Mike Tyson's Twitter profile pic is a fokken riot.

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Common guey.

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Muddy the fact that you Googled Prince Albert made this questionably creepy question worth it.



Funny you say that about googling. I thought about googling it but then I thought, 'Well no, Prince Albert was an actual guy in the royal family, the consort of Queen Victoria. He's a somewhat significant historical figure. That's what google will talk about first and foremost.'

So I went straight to Urban Dictionary and got my information and made my reply.

However just out of curiosity, I googled it now and in fact the genital piercing stuff does come up ahead of royal Prince Albert.

It's all about priorities.