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Watched "Guilt Trip" last night.
It started off slow and annoying, and slowlllllly got better. I feel like it was a chicken soup for the soul story brought to life.
It certainly isn't the worst thing I have watched, but it certainly wasn't the best thing I have seen either.
Seth Rogen wasn't as funny as he can be. This movie just didn't really have any big moments, it was very monotone.
That being said, I give it 7stevieballs.
 
I'll say this about the porn on my TV: I think there must be some regulation that they can't show cumshots. The cumshots were conspicuous by their absence. Could have just been an artistic choice by that particular director but I strongly suspect there was some higher reason.

Maybe someone here knows about this?

Not that it is the only reason I have never gone back to my TV porn - not that I dwell excessively on cumshots in the porn I look at - but big picture, I do prefer for the cumshots to be there.
 
I like the moment of insertion, I find cumshots a little disgusting.

Caught a good portion of Traffic last night, I had heard about it. Amazing movie, in pretty much every facet. Can't rate yet without seeing the whole thing be this could be a 9.5 Camibuttcracks.
 
camilion15728
Watched "Guilt Trip" last night.
It started off slow and annoying, and slowlllllly got better. I feel like it was a chicken soup for the soul story brought to life.
It certainly isn't the worst thing I have watched, but it certainly wasn't the best thing I have seen either.
Seth Rogen wasn't as funny as he can be. This movie just didn't really have any big moments, it was very monotone.
That being said, I give it 7stevieballs.
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Streisand has aged well I will say that. She was annoying which we knew going in it was her role in the movie to be annoying but still, she was annoying.
 
Matty
I don't like porn actresses who fake enthusiasm.
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No me neither. I saw a clip the other day where the actress went into complete ecstasy the second a hand went on her boob and it was just fucking ridiculous.

Most dirty talk doesn't work for me.

I don't like excessive noise. I like some Japanese porn but it is often necessary to turn off the volume. The sounds they make can get idiotic.

I also don't like big fake boobs and I don't like blatantly overdone hair and make-up.

I guess what I'm basically saying is, I don't want my porn to look like porn. I want it to look like people. That is probably why I don't watch the TV porn much. I have that expectation based, I guess, on old-time porn - even though the one I saw in the last year was not that bad (except for the missing cumshots). The girls were not overdone and everyone seemed to be having some genuine fun.



Maybe I should look at another one sometime.

I will do so and report back.



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bacon
Streisand has aged well I will say that. She was annoying which we knew going in it was her role in the movie to be annoying but still, she was annoying.
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She has aged gracefully. They certainly did the movie well. They played their rolls accordingly and got the point across, so, well done there. I just feel like it could have been a heck of a lot more interesting. It felt more like a lame reality show then a funny movie.
 
Mudcat
it is often necessary to turn off the volume.
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I have done that a lot actually, probably 90% of the time.

I hate hate hate chicks with beaten up pussies. just gross. Or guys with either to tiny of a penis, or way to large, I prefer both of them to just be normal.

There is a site that might intrigue all of you, I think it's called "perfect girls" or something like that. Haven't really looked at it since Steve and started, but some clips there are more realistic and there is a wide variety.
 
camilion15728
I have done that a lot actually, probably 90% of the time.

I hate hate hate chicks with beaten up pussies. just gross. Or guys with either to tiny of a penis, or way to large, I prefer both of them to just be normal.

There is a site that might intrigue all of you, I think it's called "perfect girls" or something like that. Haven't really looked at it since Steve and started, but some clips there are more realistic and there is a wide variety.
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Words to live by. :greencheck:
 
My TV set-up involves 2 devices being controlled by one remote. So when I want to get started I click the power and I need my TV and PVR to engage.

Problem is, while the PVR engages pretty much every time - let's say 99% of the time - the TV is more iffy. It clicks more like 78%. So I frequently end up in a situation where one is on and the other is off. Which is no use whatsoever.

So the thing to do would be to get up and manually turn on the TV. In fact, it would be a good idea to get in the habit of not even sitting down until I know we have liftoff.

Here however is what I do: I sit down and fully recline and then click the power. Upon discovering that only the PVR has engaged, I start reclicking the power hoping it will again only effect one device and I can be back in synch. Sometimes I will click it many times creating an alternating pattern of useless one-on/one-off. I can go on that way for quite awhile. Suddenly the batting average for the TV engaging goes way up.

And I point the remote in various marginal directions hoping that will make the disconnect more probable.

It will work eventually but the time I spend doing that is much greater than the time it would take to get up and just hit the power button on the TV. Much greater.




In some ways I am okay but in others, I am a ridiculous person.
 
Something that should be mentioned about Japanese porn is why the fuck do they blur out the penis? I've noticed this quite often with ONLY Japanese porn. Something like this:

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I've seen this kind of thing consistently and I honestly have no clue why they do this. Not a big fan of Japanese porn although I do notice how erect the girls nipples tend to get and that works for me. Not African long, but a little long is nice.
 
It is just a government regulation against showing genitalia, male and female. Apparently not too long ago, they could not even show pubic hair, but that got relaxed.

Why there would be a such a regulation in a society that is so clearly, delightfully kinky-horny, I could not say.



You can do a search for uncensored Japanese porn and there is all kinds of stuff. I guess it's produced outside Japan with Japanese looking peeps. :dunno:
 
Quiz Show (1994) - 1994 was a good year for movies, no doubt. The Best Picture nominees that year:


Quiz Show
Forrest Gump
Pulp Fiction
The Shawshank Redemption
4 Weddings and a Funeral


Good year for movies.

I find Quiz Show to be brilliant. Unfortunately it is brilliance and stylishness applied to a subject that is not all that important really. I mean, the family stuff is important enough, but the actual quiz show scandal is only a notch above trivial in my mind. But Robert Redford and the cast do such a good job with it.



8.7 out of 10.



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American Horror Story - Season 1 (2011)

I really enjoyed this, and I honestly wasn't expecting to. Like most things, if you don't have my undivided attention in the first episode I'm not watching the series. I was hooked in 5 minutes. I tried the series Weeds out this week and I lasted 15 minutes of the first episode. I am a fan of the horror genre when it is done one of 2 ways, stylish-thriller aka "The Shining" or funny/tongue in cheek aka "Bad Taste" or "Army of Darkness".

The storyline here is interesting in that each season is a different setting. It centers on different characters and locations, including a haunted house, an insane asylum and a witch coven. In the first season it was the haunted house. What makes this a bit different than your run of the mill haunted house is that the dead characters really interact with each other. Without giving too much away a series of murders happened in this house over the course of nearly 100 years and those souls which died on the lot stay there and live out their lives sometimes aware they are dead, other times seemingly trying to get through their day as if they are still alive.

I've never been a huge fan of Dylan McDermott, but he is tolerable as the oversexed psychiatrist. The real highlight of the cast is probably Jessica Lange but there are many other good performances. The reall hook of the show for me though is the speed and pace of the action and the unpredictability of events. You can have a good thriller but if you can guess all the moves, then it's pointless.

This is definitely worth a viewing.

It also doesn't hurt to be able to look at this every so often:

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8.666 Cougar Baits
 
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