bacon
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I could be a good boss as long as there were no employees.
Posting gold. Thank you.
I could be a good boss as long as there were no employees.
I was an Inventory Analyst once upon a time. It was a very good job. I made it so the company I worked for never had to do quarterly/annual/whatever inventories. Inventory taking was pointless for them because I made the inventory so accurate. People thought I was the greatest thing since sliced bread. No more inventories - are you kidding me?
Thing was, I did such a good job at not just correcting discrepancies, but also finding the causes of them and fixing the system, that after awhile, I had almost no work to do. I could go ahead and count stuff, but it was always correct. If that happened today I would just find other ways to make myself useful but because that was in my extreme drug using days - and that was a pharmaceutical company which had lots of deluxe drugs - which I cheerfully stole and ingested - but they made me drowsy sometimes too - so I used to take naps all the time in a little nook I had set up in the storage area over the narcotics vault.
Ah, life's rich fabric.
This guy in our Montreal office really hates that my job is in Toronto and he's been pushing for me to get replaced by a local Quebecer (I'm seen as an evil Ontarian, which is hilarious in itself)
Anyhoo, this week my counterpart at our main competitor's was let go. So this same Montreal guy who hates me sent a long email to our head of marketing, explaining how this guy would be the perfect hire to replace me (he didn't explicitly name me, he just used my job title.)
Head of marketing's reaction was to forward me that email and ask me to get in touch with the guy who was let go by our competitor, see if he would like to join my freelance team. $125 per article, take it or leave it.
Boys sometimes it's good to be on the dark side.
Articles about job hunting?
Matty would ur buddy who got laid off be a fit for competitor's job? Has he started working yet or just enjoying some paid time off?
. Holy shit. Give him ur Lexapro before he jumps.Just saw this.
He's been losing his severance pay at bet365, live-betting all sorts of soccer he doesn't normally watch.
He's depressed by his own admission. Guy lost his mom, his fiance (she gave the ring back), his house and his job over a one-year stretch.
He'll bounce back.