Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[Blitty]

Your almost there buddy! Continue to observe the master!

I like your style sensei!

Fiver, answer the questions.

 

[fiveteamer]

Hi Blitty,

This was actually a shroomy discussion we or I mean I had, there was no odor at all. I don't know if it was the shrooms or what.

 

[Matty]

go mara go

lololol. Should I take down the b-day card she drew? It's on a bookshelf in the hallway... but it seems pretty harmless.

totally agree wally we need more romance around here

Lotsa bromance already.

there's a lot of english i don't get

how much $$ for that biz class?

$250 round-trip if you book well in advance. They treat you fokken right for the extra money. Train is great.

what kind of fukkin emergncy in your line of work?

Everyone is asking me that - web development deadlines and shit. You know what, fok jou and your condescending questions y'all, we do real work here.

Sorry.

 

[fiveteamer]

Important I dont know about that, I mean what did shady fast food joints ever do before McDonalds?

 

[Matty]

Are you retarded?

 

[Hawk]

poor Hawky

lol, no poor Matty. Sweat between the tits mentioned, Matty is on it in a heartbeat, quickly followed by Mike and Wally before he can get a reaction from Shari.

That's why I sexualize with Shari in private. No cock-blocking there.

 

[fiveteamer]

Am I retarded? Possibly.

What % of income does McDonalds derive from shady temp agencies who do nothing other than act as a sponge sucking middle man?

You are not doing God's work here now common.

 

[Matty]

Oh boy. Where the fuck did I say I was doing "important" work? I said "real".

You're a fucking moron.

 

[fiveteamer]

What?

There is a difference between working and having a job. We have jobs. Playing around on a blackberry is not work.

Digging a ditch? That's work. Roofing? That's also work. Building shit? That's work.

Checking e-mails? That's something people do for money.

Basically what I'm saying is if your back doesn't hurt at the end of the day you aint working.

I don't know though, it might be real. You DID say real. Is it real?

 

[Matty]

I take it back, yer smart. Fiver let's go get real jobs you and I. What kind of real work do we wanna do?

 

[fiveteamer]

I think we should start a demolition business.

Matty & Son

 

[Matty]

I'm handling the wrecking ball, you haul the debris away.

We're gonna be rich and fulfilled.

 

[fiveteamer]

Fuck that I ain't doing that shit we will hire Mexicans to do that

 

[senco78]

What?

There is a difference between working and having a job. We have jobs. Playing around on a blackberry is not work.

Digging a ditch? That's work. Roofing? That's also work. Building shit? That's work.

Checking e-mails? That's something people do for money.

Basically what I'm saying is if your back doesn't hurt at the end of the day you aint working.

I don't know though, it might be real. You DID say real. Is it real?

but I'm jealous of those that can sit on their ass all day and make a living, and have benefits, insurance, retirement, etc...
I shoulda stayed in college

 

[reno cool]

You are not doing God's work here now common.

this not bad discussion

 

[Matty]

This isn't even a discussion. Fiver wanted to plug my employer's name to piss me off. Cause I shit on our "socialist" govt and he somehow takes it personally.

 

[senco78]

matty = canadian rebel
stick it to the man

 

[fiveteamer]

How the fuck can you edit posts man I want to suck Matty's cock I bet it is hefty