Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[Blitty]

Does getting a blowjob count? Cause I got a blowjob last night and I was wondering if I should update this thread.

(New girl, you don't know her. Time elapsed between initial meeting and sexual activity was roughly 5 hours, which beats my previous best by several weeks, maybe up to 2 months. I can do the research if you need me to be more accurate.)

Good night and happy 2011 Gamelive.

Good job matttaayyy!! Thats only 4:47 longer than my personal best.



Matty 2011 = P.I.M.P.

 

[Matty]

I coulda had the other girl who went out with us too Plommer. Plommer she was a single Mom of 3. That scared me. I'm very easily scared.

 

[Matty]

Good job matttaayyy!! Thats only 4:47 longer than my personal best.



Matty 2011 = P.I.M.P.

P.I.M.P in training, I gots so much to learn still. I coulda maneuvered to have 2 girls last night, I just got overwhelmed.

 

[Blitty]

how can ya get a BJ and not get some poon tang?
a BJ is just the warm up for the sweet apple pie

No condom and healthy lack of trust on both ends. Ima tap that soon enough though.

Never trust someone who has Heidegger's Being and Time on a shelf by their bed, means they're full of shit, especially if they claim to have read it.

BTW I fingered her expertly before she executed said blowjob, which was adequate at best. 6 Matty Rains.

Gamelive.com

You still shoulda crushed it homey. Blitty did work last night.

 

[betplom]

I coulda had the other girl who went out with us too Plommer. Plommer she was a single Mom of 3. That scared me. I'm very easily scared.

Mattaaay!

Did she lick your balls for six straight minutes until you climaxed?

 

[Matty]

You still shoulda crushed it homey. Blitty did work last night.

Blitty God bless.

 

[Matty]

Mattaaay!

Did she lick your balls for six straight minutes until you climaxed?

Nah. Truth be told it was more facefucking than a blowjob after like 30 seconds. Poor technique makes MiniMatty impatient.

I'm not really complaining.

 

[Blitty]

Don't BJ's transmit diseases in a similar fashion to intercourse?

 

[Matty]

Lower risk.

 

[fiveteamer]

Were you drinking last night? And did you pull one off right before you left?

I feel sorry for girls that have to try to suck off a drunk dick. That is putting in some work right there.

 

[Blitty]

Matty, did you spray up her grill or give her pearl vision...?

 

[tullamore]

I coulda had the other girl who went out with us too Plommer. Plommer she was a single Mom of 3. That scared me. I'm very easily scared.

I fucked a single Mom of 3 once, I didn't wrap up little Tully and I was afraid that I had knocked her up when I sobered up.

 

[Matty]

Straight in the piehole gentlemen. Fiver I did drink a lot, but the weed negates the effect of alcohol as far as MiniMatty is concerned. We performed.

 

[Bread]

I'm proud of you Matty. Wish I coulda seen it.

LOL. Fiver, the guy who admittedly hates sex talking about crushing pussy. God I love that guy.

 

[fiveteamer]

I never said I hated sex

 

[Bread]

I never said I hated sex

Calm down A.C. Green

 

[Matty]

Something about the thought of having sex more than a couple times a week not appealing to you, Fiver.

I don't enjoy meaningless sex much. Last night's chick was cool.

 

[senco78]

Something about the thought of having sex more than a couple times a week not appealing to you, Fiver.

I don't enjoy meaningless sex much. Last night's chick was cool.

common guey