Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[Matty]

Average length, superior girth.

Gamelive.com

 

[Bread]

This is kind of adorable as it unfolds. We don't get much romance around here, awkward or otherwise.

Wallay!

Fiver go buy some gay shrooms.

Fiveteamer,

How many fingers did you insert inside Nicole when you were on shrooms?

What exactly was the moistness level down there? Slight drizzle or Monsoon.

Please describe the fragrance.




Signed Mr.Monkey.

That Blister cuts right to the core. Fiver you pussy. If you can't make your girl cum on jrugs, then you should give up right now. Just like you did before.

Yep.

 

[Matty]

Mean.

Chuckles.

 

[fiveteamer]

What do you mean give up?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Average length, superior girth.

Gamelive.com

The Girthclub is where it's at

 

[Matty]

So okay that didn't quite work out. When is the next getting-laid appointment scheduled?

Does getting a blowjob count? Cause I got a blowjob last night and I was wondering if I should update this thread.

(New girl, you don't know her. Time elapsed between initial meeting and sexual activity was roughly 5 hours, which beats my previous best by several weeks, maybe up to 2 months. I can do the research if you need me to be more accurate.)

Good night and happy 2011 Gamelive.

 

[Mudcat]

Atta boy.

 

[fiveteamer]

Nope, doesn't count. A blowjob is basically just a fancy handjob.

You need to crush some pussy in order for you to be considered a success.

 

[senco78]

how can ya get a BJ and not get some poon tang?
a BJ is just the warm up for the sweet apple pie

 

[Matty]

No condom and healthy lack of trust on both ends. Ima tap that soon enough though.

Never trust someone who has Heidegger's Being and Time on a shelf by their bed, means they're full of shit, especially if they claim to have read it.

BTW I fingered her expertly before she executed said blowjob, which was adequate at best. 6 Matty Rains.

Gamelive.com

 

[betplom]

No condom and healthy lack of trust on both ends. Ima tap that soon enough though.

Never trust someone who has Heidegger's Being and Time on a shelf by their bed, means they're full of shit, especially if they claim to have read it.

BTW I fingered her expertly before she executed said blowjob, which was adequate at best. 6 Matty Rains.

Gamelive.com

You should get tested for HIV/Aids ASAP!

I'm kidding you French Fok!

 

[Matty]

I didn't fok her plommer. Plommer you woulda liked that chick, she soft but not chunky.

 

[betplom]

I didn't fok her plommer. Plommer you woulda liked that chick, she soft but not chunky.

Matty, I have a policy pal, any woman that takes my kok in her mouth is someone I like, at least while my kok is in her mouth.

Yes, I woulda liked her.

 

[Tron]

You need to crush some pussy in order for you to be considered a success.

LMAO

 

[Matty]

Fiver's tough on me cause he knows my potential.

 

[Tron]

No condom

Not having one accessible during all night time activities is complete Failboat City. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Matty]

Daffy I don't go out expecting to get laid. I guess I should at this point. Toronto seems a lot looser than advertised.

Oh, now Chunky Chick's mad at me for apparently not saying goodbye before I left with the 2 girls who wanted to go out. Daffy she sent me a crazy "Why wouldn't u say goodbye" text and we barely even talked during the evening. Daffy I don't remember not saying goodbye, I was drunk and stoned. Daffy I'm a bit scared.

 

[betplom]

Matty, you dumb fukking Quebecois! You shoulda let chunky chick blow you too! (she was jealous)

Silly cunt.