Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[fiveteamer]

The apartment I'm taking over, she is leaving her stuff with me. She is going to Australia because of a guy. Why else would a woman go there.

 

[Oksana]

Shari did you move to Australia for a dude?

Of course you did.

If as in dude you mean work then you are correct my blue balled friend.

 

[Matty]

I'm being lectured by people who play games to get sex or to get into relationships. I'm just honest with everyone. Karma will swing back my way Fiver. One day.

 

[Matty]

If as in dude you mean work then you are correct my blue balled friend.

lolz, sorry Shari. What kind of work makes you move to the other end of the world?

 

[Oksana]

lolz, sorry Shari. What kind of work makes you move to the other end of the world?

I work for a pretty big film company so they ship me around. Australia's been my base for awhile even when I've lived elsewhere. Not for much longer though hopefully!!

 

[Matty]

You wanna come back to the motherland?

How big can film be in Australia?

Shari I'm an Ontarian now, I gots the driver's license and all. It was a big moment for this Frenchie.

 

[Oksana]

You're more of an Ontarian than I am at this point!

The market in Australia is somewhat decent but I was more sent here with the view of stabilizing a few things on this side of the world. So even though I was bouncing around from country to country in Europe, this was my official base outside of LA. Now though I'm over it. Been here too long and I don't want Seth to grow up here so I'm wriggling my way out. Too damn slowly.

 

[Blitty]

Fiveteamer,

How many fingers did you insert inside Nicole when you were on shrooms?

What exactly was the moistness level down there? Slight drizzle or Monsoon.

Please describe the fragrance.




Signed Mr.Monkey.

 

[Matty]

Blittay!

Shari I have no identity whatsoever. Shari God bless.

 

[MrMonkey]

Fiveteamer,

How many fingers did you insert inside Nicole when you were on shrooms?

What exactly was the moistness level down there? Slight drizzle or Monsoon.

Please describe the fragrance.




Signed Mr.Monkey.

Your almost there buddy! Continue to observe the master!

 

[roguejuror]

I told her I wasn't into Chunky Chick.

She feels threatened by Mara actually. The 90% lesbian.

I love my life. It's very silly.

go mara go

 

[roguejuror]

This is kind of adorable as it unfolds. We don't get much romance around here, awkward or otherwise.

totally agree wally we need more romance around here

 

[roguejuror]

Shari aren't you in a relationship? That ain't fair.

Shari there's a lot of English I don't get in that post of yours.

there's a lot of english i don't get

 

[roguejuror]

"Between the tits" is not an unsavory place Shari. Shari that's kinda hot.

Can't you get jrunk on the train? They serve vast amounts of free booze in business class here - everyone's screaming at the end of the 5-hour commute between Toronto and Montreal. Good times.

how much $$ for that biz class?

 

[roguejuror]

There's an awful lot of cock-blocking happening here.

Poor Matty

poor Hawky

 

[roguejuror]

No I don't. Not real work anyway, just have to keep the ol' Blackberry around in case there's an emergency.

Sweat is totally lube.

what kind of fukkin emergncy in your line of work?

sweat not lube, it has its place but not lube

 

[roguejuror]

Karma will swing back my way Fiver. One day.

matty =

rj = :theshrink:

 

[roguejuror]

How big can film be in Australia?

the indians be doing some mad laundering on the gold cost