joke thread

[Cami]

i dont get it

Because a man, walked into a bar. Like there is a bar and he ran into it.

 

[Matty]

bacon I'd like to think that you're better than that.

 

[bacon]

wtf u want me to do cami laughed at it and gave me the wrong idea.

 

[Cami]

yeah but within our conversation about emailing, it was silly.

 

[Matty]

BTW you blew an opportunity for a decent Moses joke. I'm stealing your idea.

 

[Matty]

Because a man, walked into a bar. Like there is a bar and he ran into it.

I don't get it.

 

[bacon]

Well shit.

 

[Cami]

I don't get it.

Yes you do.

 

[betplom]

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

​

 

[Cami]

oh!

 

[bacon]

Words with Aliens is the toughest game I have played in my life you can't even use Google Translate.

 

[bacon]

So the pine says to the oak "see you in tree minutes".

NO.

 

[IAG]

Where does the general keep his armies?


In his SLEEVIES!

bwhahahahahha

 

[Matty]

I want a pillow made out of corduroy. Didn't you hear the news? They're making headlines!

 

[Mudcat]

quite a bump

 

[stevek174]

So the pine says to the oak "see you in tree minutes".

NO.

Gonna leave this one alone.

 

[Matty]

 

[Matty]